Caption It: Ed Snider Meets the Pope

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1. Pope: “Really, Ed? A multi-year contract for Jay Fucking Rosehill?”

2. “Jay Rosehill? Really?”

3. You know our captain loves cock too

   1. Pope: so which flyer is fucking kacie McDonnell

      Ed: homer

4. “Ed,you know this gold digger next to you is only in it for the money!””

   1. “No doubt pope, but her ass is as tight as an alter boy’s… I’m sure you can appreciate that.”

5. “I am here to pray for Claude Giroux to wake the hell up. I mean wake the heck up. Please. Thanks, Padre.”

6. Pope – “its called scoring, you shoot that little round puck into the net”

   Ed- “Great! I’ll tell the team”

7. Eddie “sexual predator” Snider probably asked the pope to comp his meal

   1. Or invited him to one of his youth hockey team practices in the ghetto

8. Pope to Ed: “Why the fuck am I meeting you?”

9. Isn’t Ed Snider Jewish? Why the hell would he be meeting the pope? “I don’t believe in heaven, but can you say a prayer for my shitty hockey franchise?”

10. Yo Ed! Easy with the grip! I have an Upper Body injury!

11. You know that crazy, pompous fuck Ed Snider probably thought the Pope was equally excited to meet him.

12. Look at that Pig Gold Digger with him. She loves anal tho

13. Our Captain loves cock?

14. Put me in coach!

15. I saw Dexter Manley Blowing Tommy Lasorda in The Bushes AT Shea Stadium

16. Which of these organizations will change their policy on fucking fans first?

17. That was me Mitch!

18. Mike Richards isn’t circumsized.

19. Ed stiffed me on lunch Bill and he smells like bad perfume and glitter

20. Ed is a hotheaded controlling owner making too many personnel decisions.

21. Pipe Down Al, come join me and Bud Adams for a Cigar

22. Shaved his legs and then he was a she……………

23. I may be stoned but now your talking Lou!

24. Long Live Ed and the Pope!

25. Pope: Ed, what’s your favorite tv of all time?

    Ed: The 70s Show, Pope

26. Did someone say Gay?

27. Yes!

28. There aint any weed up in here

29. The Answer is………Ed is a douchebag

30. Has anyone seen the size of my wifes ass?

31. This is some funny shit

32. Kramer would love to bump uglies with Lou Reed

33. All this talk make me wanna take a wide stance

34. Is there something against sword fighting?

35. I just soiled myself

36. Hey Frankie! How’s Pope Benny’s Dick?

37. Hey Ed the Catholic Church will do anything for $$$$

38. Let’s bang some kids together some day, I know this guy Jerry that can hook it up.

39. Yeah? It ain’t the Pope that has those Flyers winning!! My band and I cleansed the stink out of the Wells Fargo with a two show set last week. You’re welcome! Buy our album, Lighting Bolt, on iTunes!

    1. Sorry I was on the rag Eddie …. Next leg of the tour buddy.

40. Pope Bennys Dick taste like ass

41. “Exactly how much holy water does it take to make a hockey rink?

42. Is the Pope Catholic. Does a bear defecate in the woods.

43. Pope: “Eddie, everyone thinks your an old fool, the Al Davis of the NHL. Jesus said, old Flyers and fighting cant win in the NHL. Eddie, take my words and spread them among the orange and black masses. For it will come to pass, you keep missing playoffs, and fans will become partners with the devil”

    Pope to his cardinal assistant: ” He’s jewish ? WTF”

44. Ed meets the pope. Does the pope know he controls the sports down here, I hope the flyers and sixers lose big until Eds gone. Hungry money PIG, shaking the popes hand. lol

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