Here’s Sad Peter Laviolette Pumping Gas

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While Ed Snider pumps himself, here’s Peter Laviolette pumping his own gas. Because fired coaches are just like you!

Strange week for Lavs. Over the weekend, it was reported that he and his wife are suing Bank of America for being the greedy, non-tax paying establishment that they are:

Laviolette and his wife, Kristen Laviolette, are suing Bank of America BAC -1.35% for $3 million, alleging that the bank lured them into an investment that essentially amounted to a money-losing, get-rich-quick scheme.

In a lawsuit filed Sept. 25 in Palm Beach County, the Laviolettes claim that the trouble started in 2006. Peter Laviolette had just coached the Carolina Hurricanes to the Stanley Cup championship, and Bank of America approached him and his wife with a proposal.

According to the lawsuit, Bank of America advised the Laviolettes to leverage the equity in their three homes into several high-interest loans, and then to invest the loan proceeds into other “purportedly sound, but ultimately high-risk” investments that Bank of America would manage.

The Laviolettes own three homes, according to their lawsuit: their main residence in Bradenton Beach, Fla., plus homes in Longboat Key, Fla., and Raleigh, N.C. Their main residence is in Manatee County; they say they filed the lawsuit in Palm Beach County because Bank of America “regularly transacts business” there.

The Laviolettes say they were told that the strategy “would build great wealth with minimum risk.” One document told them, they said, that they’d increase their net worth from about $8 million to $22 million in 30 years.

So the Laviolettes went for it, but things didn’t turn out as they had planned. They say the bank invested their money into funds that “utterly collapsed” and lost some of their principal investment. What’s more, they say the bank misled them in order to get them to sign up for the strategy — relying on fraudulent property appraisals and unreasonable rates of return, and not clarifying that they’d need to continue contributing money each month in order to reach the $22 million goal, they allege.

And then today he was fired.

Of course, when you get fired as a coach in professional sports, you still get paid. Laviolette’s salary information isn’t available (that I can find), but, in 2012, he was extended through the end of the 2014-2015 season. In fact, he’s going to earn all but three games of his extension (contract was originally due to expire in in 2013) without doing a damn thing.

Hard to tell who makes worse investments– Laviolette and his wife or the Flyers.

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21 Comments

  • Talbot's Fucking Penis October 7, 2013 at 1:53 pm

    I honestly heard a rimshot after the one-liner at the end…and I’m not sure if that was a good or bad thing.

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  • Shawn Conley October 7, 2013 at 1:57 pm

    Ya know, I don’t mind when you go after the “loon” or the partying flyboys (Carter, Richards) but when you kick a good dog when it’s down, you just downright annoy me…..grow the fuck Kyle…You’re blog’s trying to!

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  • Monica October 7, 2013 at 2:02 pm

    Ummmm…he’s not pumping his own gas in New Jersey, PA perhaps???

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  • blackholesin21 October 7, 2013 at 2:09 pm

    Not PA for 3.19 regular unleaded. It’s more than that here.

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  • Roob fan October 7, 2013 at 2:11 pm

    Hey kyle

    I heard a rumor that you and rueban frank got into it recently. What happened?

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  • Kyle Scott October 7, 2013 at 2:13 pm

    Note from CB: this is a fake account. When we comment, the styling is different. Look at the shading and black line at the right of this comment from the actual Kyle.

    Guy who reads the site posted a link on his Facebook wall, and made the comment “brilliant piece” (it wasn’t, but I thought it was a funny phils recap). He is friends with Reuban and Reuban commented “no offense to whoever wrote it, but that’s hardly brilliant.” just thought it was a little uncalled for from a guy who has been toiling around as a b-list writer for years and can’t seem to write anything other than regurgitated press releases with no real insight or opinion and only now got a position serving as r diddy’s skid mark at csn.

    That’s it

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    • Stay gold October 7, 2013 at 2:22 pm

      Lay off Reuban Frank Kyle….dude’s alright…he at least has a good, eclectic taste in actual music, not assuming that you don’t, but I’m assuming that you don’t

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      • Faux Kyle October 7, 2013 at 2:32 pm

        Rube is a Kansas fan! Guy is alright in my book!

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    • Reuban Frank October 7, 2013 at 2:33 pm

      Coming from a d-list writer (at best) that can’t seem to write anything other than regurgitated Twitter screenshots with no real insight, that hurts.

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      • Stay Gold October 7, 2013 at 3:12 pm

        Rube is the fuckin’ man! I’d get shitfaced with him and hit on skanks at any bar in the Northeast, any day!

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    • LJ October 7, 2013 at 3:54 pm

      Free Candy Oak

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  • Drew October 7, 2013 at 2:23 pm

    Wow, regular unleaded is down to $3.19 in Jersey?!

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    • Not homer October 7, 2013 at 3:26 pm

      3.10 this ain’t jersey

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  • Da Cuz October 7, 2013 at 2:30 pm

    Dude..Reuben is great..Can’t wait till he comments on your gif of ED SNIDER JERKING OFF ON A WATER BOTTLE..Jesus dude, what are you 10 years old?

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  • The Original that guy October 7, 2013 at 2:35 pm

    Free Candy from the oak.

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  • Molly Poppins October 7, 2013 at 2:44 pm

    Next up for a promotion to traveling secretary or video coach is Derek aka “nasty”!!

    Reply
  • MM October 7, 2013 at 2:51 pm

    You honest to god bocked Candy from the Oak…that’s not very irreverent.

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  • Mike October 7, 2013 at 2:53 pm

    Yeah, they figuratively try to fight you if you even attempt to pump your own gas. Dude is walking on water right now.

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  • TigolBitties October 7, 2013 at 3:35 pm

    “Crossing Broad: Philly’s most irrelevant sports blog. Spittin’, not swallowing, since 2009”

    Could you be any more of a tool to have this in your twitter handle? I’m referring to the original version obviously. Not this version with the more appropriate changes.

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  • T-Bone October 8, 2013 at 9:43 am

    AND IT GONE !!!

    Fucking Banks

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  • Greg November 10, 2013 at 12:56 pm

    It’s illegal to pump your own gas in NJ.

    Flyers make worse investments than anybody.

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