These Hockey Mascot Commercials are Hilarious

Scotiabank, which sounds like the most Canadian financial institution ever, has released a series of positively outstanding mascot commercials.

Featuring the number one fans from the Maple Leafs, Canucks, Sharks, Blue Jackets, Capitals and Islanders, these commercials promoting ScotiaHockey credit cards chronicle the everyday exploits of those with no opposable thumbs, voice… or tact.

There are a lot of them, some are better than others, but a few our EL-O-EL funny.

via Puck Daddy


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32 Responses

  1. I bet that Canuck Whale leaves the waiter a tip. Unlike some people of a certain “group” who I will not mention.

    1. You must be referring to the Flyers Beat Writers. They don’t know that thing called tip calculators exist.

  2. I’m in. Let me know. Anything to fight the injustice that Kyle has done. Plus it will look great with my jean shorts.

  3. Racist or obscene content will not be tolerated. Candy is gone and 3 finger lenny is on the hot seat. I cannot sacrifice sponsors. They matter to me more.
    Because I run a website for a living and I can’t think of one other medium that allows readers or consumers to publicly criticize their advertisers, and I’m certainly not going to be the first. If you want me to come to your place of work and rip you in front of your boss, let me know. I run a fucking business and don’t try to pretend those aren’t ads. If you don’t like something? Don’t buy it. But stop whining about.

    1. Dude, why don’t you just make people sign up with usernames to comment? People have been leaving juvenile comments for years on this site & all of a sudden you’re bent out of shape. You are just driving more people away from a failing site.
      I don’t get it, chief

    2. The line Candy is gone and 3 finger lenny is on the hot just made me spit up my coffee haha!!!
      Hahaha this site is going downhill

    3. So sponsors mean more to you than readers? Great business model. See how long your sponsors hang around when CB’s readership inevitably falls to zero.

  4. Kyle = hypocrite.
    First he bans Candy. Then deletes posts and says he didn’t ban Candy. Now he says he’s banned.
    Make up your mind.
    Besides I’m sure he’ll just come on under another fake name anyway.

  5. Candy did nothing wrong except voice his opinion, which is actually fact, about Canadians. Lighten up Kyle.

  6. Kyle is threatening 3 Finger Lenny. I guess Kyle is discriminatory against people with only 3 fingers.

  7. aren’t your sponsors just going to browse past articles from the last 5 years and see the huge amount of racist comments that you didn’t ban people for?

  8. I think it’s obvious that Kyle received a complaint from a vendor about a comment that Candy made (Kyle, please correct me if I’m wrong), so that’s cool if he has to pull the plug on her/him, as he is running a business for profit.
    But why all of a sudden is the vendor upset? Candy (and others) has been spewing posts that have been offensive to many for as long as I’ve enjoyed this site. What gives?

  9. Kyle…Broadstreet hockey has a pretty strict comment policy, yet they get hundreds of comments on most of their posts. 98 percent of your flyers posts are all just bashing the team and needlessly criticising the flyers fans, your readers. Maybe you should, ya know…change that. I remember the days of commenters like Chirp and others having legit flyers debates on here and populating your comments sections plenty from those debates alone. Now he and the others are just idiotic “type ob” fans to you, and have been replaced by dipshits like candy…Im not saying to kiss the organizations ass or withhold criticism when they deserve it; but drop the lame ass Cataldi approach to the flyers and your shit in general. I dont know why you went down that road cause the site was awesome before without it. Wit and snark dont have to equal obnoxious sensationalism.

    1. @paul- you win for best post. So true . I also miss the days when people like chirp & that ranger fan Rob house would banter back & forth in the comment section. Heck, I even got laughs out of that tool, the pens fan from temple.
      Everything eventually runs it’s course I.e crossingbroad

  10. This site hasn’t been relevant since the Riley incident. Every post is copied from deadspin or bashes mainstream media or other cities. You are clearly chasing dollars with thousands of ads and now 2 survey questions per day. It’s gonna catch up with you sooner or later. Don’t blame your posters. You bred them.

  11. Why are you fat losers getting your tighty whiteys in a bunch over kyle scott banning some 40yr old racist loser from commenting(SMDH)?

    1. You remembered! Not doing them this year; I got bored of doing it after 3 seasons, and most of the readership got bored of them after the first 2 games of the first year I did it. I figured it was time for it to go.

      But, Eagles in all-white is better than Giants in blue over dull grey, so Eagles 27 – Giants. 10.

  12. Yes, I am a complete and utter whore.

    But my son is cock sucker who runs trash website. He is worse.

  13. “a.”

    Oh my dear heavens! I made a grammatical error! I mean to say my son, Kyle Scott is a cock sucker who runs –A– trash website.

    I apologize if anyone misinterpreted my earlier post.

  14. I’m really curious now; what did Candy say that was somehow more offensive than everything else he says? I must know!

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