That must be a thing in the City of Wind– dumping beer on an opposing player’s head.
Don’t see how the Tie Domi thing in Philly is any worse than this: A (husband and wife?) tag team stole Adam Pardy’s helmet and dumped a beer on him after he was checked through the glass last night:
As you may be aware, loyal readers, if this sort of thing happened here, it would be national news about how Philly fans should be caged, prodded and probed for the betterment of society. Chicago hooliganism, however, will just be glossed over. That said, you got to respect this guy and his conviction that stealing the helmet was absolutely the right thing to do. Like, a head popped into the crowd and the only logical thing he could do was steal the helmet for his mantel. And then just to stake the claim, his partner dumped beer on the vacant cranial.
The worst people in all this are not the fans, but rather the dickhead Jets who decided to start a scrum along the boards while their teammate’s head was in the danger zone and a pane of glass laid on top of some innocent bystanders. Real cool, guys.
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More Chicago fans: On Sunday, a Bears fan husband won a bet with his Packers fan wife that allowed him to taser her after the Bears-Packers game:
Grant told police he and his wife made a bet that he could use a Taser on her if the Bears won.
The two were in the alley smoking a cigarette at one point when Grant used the Taser “two times on her buttocks,” according to a criminal complaint filed in Dodge County, Wis.
Grant’s wife then called police.
“Hell yeah it hurt,” she said, according to police.
Grant was charged with felony possession of an electronic weapon.
OK, that’s actually kind of hot. What happened next?!
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Guy has look that he might have a touch of the down.
Yes, if this happened in Philly it would be just another “Philly fans are trash” story. That said, this is pretty damn funny. Dude is completely blackout. Love how he puts the helmet on his head immediately.
It was actually after he tasered her a third time that he went too far apparently.
This is why you need to establish a safe word before engaging in risky sexual behavior.
Comment on this article on Deadspin:
“At least it didn’t happen in Philly. The glass there is to protect opposing players from fans.”
It always gets back to Philly fans. Always.
every story from other cities is always followed by “if this happened in Philly it would be a bigger deal” WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You assholes need to make up your minds. do u want to be known as an intimidating tough blue collar town to come to as an opposing fan or player? either embrace it or get the fuck out! I hate people
There’s a fine line between intimidating, blue collar fans and asshole, scumbag fans.
It’s not that fine.
That’s a really funny video. Priceless nod of approval by moron after she dumps the beer.
Intimidating, blue collar fans: Loud and annoying to the opposing team, making the environment tough to play in.
Asshole, scumbag fans: Intentionally puking on someone, stabbing an opposing team’s fan, throwing a beer at a player, etc.
Ya, I see where the gray area is…
Shanahan should definitely consider bringing the Shanahammer down on this gentlemen for taking away the protective gear off Pardy’s head. 10 game minimum suspension as the replay clearly shows that this gentleman was putting everyone’s life in danger by being absurdly drunk. As for the lady who dumped the beer… FUCK YOU!
It’s Corky, from “Life Goes On”!
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