Voila_Capture551Coach K, speaking to the media after Duke’s loss to the 2014 Philadelphia 76ers last night, said he can’t fathom tanking, because it’s just so damn un-American:

“As an American, I wouldn’t like to think that an American team would want to lose or create situations where you would want to lose,” Krzyzewski said following Duke’s 94-83 loss to Wiggins and Kansas.”

“I can’t even fathom — I can’t go there. I can’t believe that that would happen. Maybe I’m naive and I’m going to go read a fairy tale after this.”

“If that is happening, shame on whoever is doing it,” Krzyzewski said.

The douche is strong with this one.

Somewhere, Sam Hinkie and Coach K prepare to have a nerd off to determine once and for all whose head is bigger and hair part-ier:


My money’s on Hinkie.

via Deadspin