Home » Writer/Editor: Kyle Scott » Drew Rosenhaus Would Like to Remind You That His Life is Better Than Yours
- November 19, 2013
As a way to remind you that you are wholly insignificant, you peasant, Rosenhaus tweeted out a picture of him and his bride to be, Barbie Lisa, standing in front of a heaping pile of Victoria’s Secret bags. Next question!
[I do look forward to the comments on this one.]
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He works sans pants.
Correction: Will be married to Lisa FOR less than two weeks.
I’d clean her undercarriage, for sure.
Gotta wait til she’s legal. Good call, Drew. Business first.
I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger
She probably has an awesome personality and is really motivated in the business world.
Rosenhaus has a hot daughter, now where’s the pic of his wife to be?
No talent but a manipulator of talent is the american way.he is no different from the guy with the spikey nappy hair.umm what’s his name.oh,Don King.Only in America!
And you had to buy all the accessories also…..
She’ll be fucking the pool boy in 3 weeks!
I hope John Bolaris breaks into their house and force fingers lisa until she squirts bloody cum all over the bed. After that, he ties a board to Rosenfrauds ankles and breaks his foot off with a mallet like in that movie misery. Then ill ejaculate to Bolaris getting arrested for finger raping and ill shove a floor lamp up my own asshole and spew acid vomit directly into RHEA HUGHES fat fucking puckered, slimey, red, shit covered, aids riddled asshole. Fuck you fags.
Pre-nup? Nah, this is true love.
Hot, but check out Helen Owen on the Chive…
Start a pool for how long it takes her to leave this human piece of garbage for one of the black guys he represents.
There is an epidemic of gold digging whores in this country
This is true.
HEY KYLE, you should invite them to the golf tournament!
Rosenhausjewbergstein is such a J, his prenup has got to be water-tight (one or two words?). That brings me to my next topic, are vagina’s water-tight or how does that work when girls go swimming, I mean what happens, does the vag take in water and they sink quicker?
Can my question be whats up with her left leg?
I second that.
She’s like a Mr. Potato Head when you lost some of the pieces and just threw on the only two legs lying around. Yup, she’s a Mr. Potato Head.
I would fuck her crazy leg with my cock & maybe eat her pussy if the mood was right
The only issue I see with it, is it’s not wrapped around the right side of my head.
I’d love to steal one of her Victoria secret thongs (unwashed)
I’d eat the corn out of her shit.
Probably bleaches her asshole with a Qtip after every shit
And this is relevant to Philadelphia sports in what way kyle?
Don’t be a fag Steve from KOP.
Well I guess there’s the whole KOP thing. Seems to run rampant up there.
Yeah, wtf is up with her left leg and foot? It looks like her one leg is bowed and her foot is bigger than the other?
Either way who cares, she’s hot. Good for Drew. Money can’t buy you happiness, but it sure can buy you a hot, sexy wife.
I’d let him represent me if part of our agreement was that once a year she had to sit on a glass table and give me the pressed ham while I sat underneath it.
So, Kyle are you saying she is better than Ms. CB?
Well at least in 3 weeks you and Drew will have something in common that your wives both get banged out by a bunch of black dudes. Do NOT go into the bathroom of the TGIF on the Main Line! Her juice stains are probably still in there!!
Dude you keep saying this shit, bring us the proof, tell us the whole story already.
this dude is a joke. if she still has bedazzled tops, she’s too young for you bro.
Preacher : And do you Drew take Lisa to be your lawful wedded wife
Drew: Next Question
HEY KYLE – can we invite these two to the golf tournament?
I love degrading j’s and women on the internet.
Rosenhausebergjewgoldstein has got to have a water-tight prenup on this little hussy, somewhere Kacie Mcdonellteeth is saying WHY NOT ME.
Wonder what one of his client’s will he find in his bed first
Drew, seriously? A cut throat business guy like you annointing that as your “significant other”. Just keep her in the rotation, don’t elevate her above any other in the stable (there are a dozen behind her if she decides to bail).
She can do my laundry
Bet there’s a strap-on in one of those Victoria Secrets bags.
over to you, Candy.
Anyone who thinks money can’t buy you love is only fucking kidding themselves. Look at the facts, it sure as fuck can.
“Anyone who thinks money can’t buy you pussy is only fucking kidding themselves. Look at the facts, it sure as fuck can.”
Fixed that for ya.
how long until the cuckold with T.O.?
I would love to lick her beautiful little brown asshole right after a Mexican food induced diarrhea shit. If I was with this broad, she wouldn’t need toilet paper.
I believe she has elephantitis of the right leg and severe left leg genu varum (also called bow-leggedness). And what appears to be male-jawline-syndrome. Handsome, deformed gal.
Thats one hot Shiksa! OY!
As much as I wanted to leave some sort of douchey post ripping Drew…….I just can’t do it. Congrats man, that chick is unbelievably hot….moreso than the typical bimbo’s these rich guys pull in. Wow!!!
Reminds me of the thing from family guy where I tell Brian not to look at the hot Puerto Rican girl with the messed up leg.
I wouldn’t mind eating her asshole for dinner
She has nice feet. He better be twirling her around like a helicopter when he rails her. Fuck her in the ass. Fuck her in the ass hole
remember that time you had a gay encounter with your cousin? i am sorry for bringing it up here but this is something that we really need to address. please call me.
also, sean brace? how does that shit thumb still have a job talking about sports on the radio? my tampon knows more about sports than this 12 year old asian.
yo yo, Sean Brace here, im a drunk, bald, bartender who thinks talking like a black guy is attractive to chicks that I stalk (Kacie, I will kill you if you don’t drop your obsession with attractive athletes). Go coal country sports teams!!
Leave Sean alone! He was fantastic with my 16 year old cousin in Vegas!
That bitch is hot. I would take her panties after she took a shit and didn’t wipe and then ran a marathon and put that in a blender with one of her used tampons and happily savor every gulp. Hows that Kyle.
For those of you saying money can buy pussy, I’m sorry but you must be blind. This skank isn’t even that hot. For how much money, Douche Rosenhaus has he should be able to find a girlfriend that doesn’t have the face of a horse, stubby, fucked up legs, and the torso of a midget (little person for you politically correct assholes). The only thing on her that looks bearable are those tits, and I’m sure those aren’t even originally hers. Don’t waste your time Drew, keep fucking whores and don’t let the gold digger take all your money.
she probably farts febreeze
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