Introducing the Crossing Broad Store: Save $10 All Weekend Long During Our Launch Sale

Design_R1_FinalHELLO, MARKET!

Introducing the Crossing Broad Store. We’re launching it with four brand new CB designed t-shirts(!): Geezus, Big Balls Chip, 10 Mode, and Big Shot. And save $10 by getting two for $40 during our Grand Opening Black Friday Cyber Mondayukkah Extravaganza™.


GeezusCanadian Geezus. Hockey Geezus. Orange Geezus. Your homeboy. Those flowing ginger locks, the gap-toothed smile, and that somewhat sacrilegious burden he carries on his shoulders from two and a half years of possibly misguided front office philosophy– it’s all here.



Big Balls ChipThere is a testicle face on this shirt. Some of you may be put off by the prospect of having visor-wearing testicles on your chest… the rest of you will celebrate that sort of thing. This shirt is for the latter.



10 ModeThis new DeSean DeSign is str8 turnt, ya herr meh?



Big Shot. Video description:


All t-shirts at the Crossing Broad Store are printed on unisex pre-shrunk high-quality ringspun cotton-poly blend material. Breathe. It’s soft enough for a man and pH-balanced for a woman. All transactions are 100% secure. T-shirts are $25, but you can get two for $40 during our Grand Opening Black Friday Cyber Mondayukkah Extravaganza™ now through the end of day Monday.

The Crossing Broad Store and its backend is hosted and maintained by the e-commerce veterans at Gravy Keg, who will fulfill all orders and handle customer service requests. But, of course, if you have any questions, issues, problems, suggestions, t-shirt ideas, etc., don’t hesitate to let me know. And it goes without saying that you are encouraged to send pictures wearing your brand new CB t-shirt(s)!


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32 Responses

  1. All of them are great. except on the desean shirt, i dont understand the 2nd line. “eat up herr”? am i reading that wrong?

  2. Bring back the eagles kelly green uniforms and bring back big shot as the philly fanatic of the basketball world!!! what were they thinking to replace him with a rabbit and then nothing at all!?

  3. I approve of that DeSean tshirt. He’s always got twitter on the mind. Now listen to my impression of Giselle/Carlos Beltran.

    Look within yourself, skip. If you don’t wanna talk about Riley Cooper, that means you’re racist and anti-progress bro.

    Imagine Dragons rule!! I’m cool because I have the same musical tastes as a 19 year old girl.

  4. This isn’t the “big news” is it? Also no t shirt of “the best of candy from the oak” equals a no buy for me…

  5. 4 shirts? That’s it?
    Can we get a plain tee with the CrossingBroad logo on the front? I’d buy that shit yo.

  6. I heard Kyle is also running another Black Friday sale where he is blowing dudes 2 for $15.

    Of course, you have to be black.

    His big news? he now charges to suck BBC.

  7. Dude, you gotta go all cotton. Poly blows. Nobody buys cotton/ poly blends except losers, especially for those prices. At $15 I expect all cotton, let alone $25.

    1. The heather grey and green are 90-10 and 60-40 cotton-poly blends, respectively. The others are 100% cotton. Those heather ones do and look better with the added durability from the polyester. Has nothing to do with cost. The ringspun cotton is comfortable and looks great.

  8. These shirts must have been designed by the same person who “redesigned” your logo…and that isn’t a compliment.

  9. These shirts are for delco teenagers who think they are edgy.

    Big balls chip is gross. DeSean shirt is for Sean Brace wigger types. Sixers shirt and the Geezus one are buyable.

  10. Sooo… you like 2 of the 4 and the other 2 appeal to people who aren’t you. People will complain about anything.

  11. I in fact like these apparel choices for myself, friends and family. I will buy one with my hard earned money but be sure to take advantage of the sale, even though true wealth is not about how much money you have but the company you keep. Ya digg?

    1. Designed, printed and shipped in the USA. I have no idea where the (blank) t-shirts themselves come from. Probably China, just like everything else.

  12. Honestly… who buys these stupid tshirts? Idiots in white sunglasses and Honda Civics who don’t have any interest in getting laid? Or do you just get so much pussy you need to get the women to back off and need more standing around in a parking lot drinking beer bro time?

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