Paulina Gretzky Caught Fire Last Night

From TMZ:

Sources at The Tipsy Goat in Thousand Oaks tell us, Paulina was sitting on the edge of one of the bar’s outdoor fire pits when she turned to throw a cigarette into the flames.

We’re told as she turned … a corner of Paulina’s sweater slipped into the pit, and before she knew it the entire thing was engulfed in flames.

Eyewitnesses say Paulina and several bar patrons ripped off her sweater — or what was left of it — and onlookers jumped into action, extinguishing the flames.

Paulina’s people tell us … she’s fine.

A few thoughts here:

1) Who had catches fire throwing cigarette into outdoor fire pit at sports bar in the Paulina Gretzky demise pool? You came… so close.

2) So we’re all in agreement that this isn’t the first time Paulina has lit herself on fire for the express purposes of having her clothes ripped off by a horny mob, right?

3) Nice little publicity stunt for the upcoming Maxim, eh?


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  • Stay Gold November 7, 2013 at 11:00 am

    I would love to tame her strange, or at least make an attempt

  • Candy from the Oak November 7, 2013 at 11:12 am

    Heard G asked her for some tips on sucking cock on a side note G will never catch on fire 🙁

  • Vic Vinegar November 7, 2013 at 11:14 am

    Boner city.

  • Harry Z November 7, 2013 at 11:24 am

    Excuse me, I’m going to print out this article and go to the bathroom.

  • Carmen Sandiego November 7, 2013 at 11:26 am

    I sure do love me a nice set of knockers. Dustin Johnson pounds that whispering eye like there is no tomorrow. Nice work DJ, nice work.

  • 3 Finger Lenny November 7, 2013 at 11:28 am

    I would eat the muffins out of Paula’s asshole

    • That guy November 7, 2013 at 11:31 am

      Paulina has yeast infection in her ass?

      • 3 Finger Lenny November 7, 2013 at 2:45 pm

        Like that’s going to stop me from getting all in that ass

  • Vic Vinegar November 7, 2013 at 11:28 am

    I had no idea who Gretzky’s wife was. A Google image search, 3 minutes, and a couple of balled-up tissues later, no wonder why Paulina is an absolute smoke. Janet Jones. Even some Playboy shots. No nudes, but damn.

  • The Philly Drunk November 7, 2013 at 11:32 am

    She’s fucking smoking hot.

  • henry November 7, 2013 at 11:40 am

    Where there’s smoke, there’s fire.

  • Alicia Keys November 7, 2013 at 12:14 pm

    This girl is ON FIRE!!!

  • Slammin Gretzky's Daughter November 7, 2013 at 12:19 pm

    Damnit Kyle, you’re supposed to call me when stuff like this happens.

  • The Taggart House November 7, 2013 at 1:12 pm

    I’d love to smell Dustin Johnson’s fingers & golf clubs.

  • Fraud Giroux November 7, 2013 at 1:21 pm

    yaknow she has a yaknow horse face yaknow

  • Bryan with a Y November 7, 2013 at 1:26 pm

    still cant believe Kyle banned candy from the oak

  • Sarah Baicker's Penis November 7, 2013 at 3:18 pm

    What’s that white stuff coming out?

  • Eric November 7, 2013 at 4:52 pm

    What is up with both of their heads in the top photo?
    They both have oddly shrunken heads that certainly look disproportionate on her.
    The rest of her I wouldn’t kick out of bed.

  • Your Mother November 7, 2013 at 5:12 pm

    She is still a dirty little whore and if you can put your tongue in something as unappealing as a vagina why stick it in hers just to taste the flavor of a thousand hot pumping penises? Might as well just hook up with the homely girl up the street who is not all worn in like Variteks catchers mitt who’s had more balls slap it than anything else which comes to mind, just like this filthly little whore Gretzky here.

    -Signed- Your Mother

  • MI-CK-EY-MOR-AN-DI-NI November 7, 2013 at 5:46 pm

    Sorry, I think my mother found the key to the liquor cabinet again.

  • Lou Brown November 7, 2013 at 8:20 pm

    I would gladly suck that dude’s dick 50 times for a 1 in 500 chance to sniff one of her farts.

  • Darren Pang November 8, 2013 at 9:55 am

    Nothing sexier than a airbrushed leg that looks as wide as her arm. Downie has a better looking face right now. This girl can ruin some pillows. Would I PANGER? Probably.

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