Shane Victorino and Jonny Gomes appeared on Conan last night and talked about, you know, how great the Red Sox are and, you know, how awesome duck boats are and, you know, the Sox were “gonna get in your ass” on the field and, you know, beards. Oh, and about the time Victorino got hit by a car when he was younger, you know.

I’m gonna go throw up now.

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