BOOM. Ask and ye shall receive. For a LIMITED TIME ONLY, get your LeSean McCoy Snow Bowl 2013 ugly Christmas sweatshirt. These babies are being printed as we speak and will ship within a couple of days so you receive them in plenty of time for your festive holiday gatherings. May I recommend wearing it with a white turtleneck?
And since we’re all sorts of merry right now, you can get one for only $25. But for real, hurry, we’re planning on ordering only one batch and that’s it. We’ve already sold some before I posted this. You can use PayPal if you want, too. Get one.