ALRIGHT! A MOVE AT THE WINTER MEETINGS! WHO IS IT, RUBE? WHO?! WHO?! A BIG BAT? AN ACE? SOMEONE UNDER THE AGE OF 34?!?!?!?! WHO! WHO!!!!!
UPDATE: Jim Salisbury reports it’s 33-year-old Roberto Hernandez, formerly Fausto Carmona. He has a career 4.67 ERA. He was 6-13 with the Rays last year with a 4.89 ERA and 1.33 WHIP.