Snow Bowl Running Commentary

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Ah fuck it– we’re live blogging this sumbitch. This game needs a real-time record. Step over the jump, but very carefully— it’s slippery.

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10 Comments

  • Why? December 8, 2013 at 2:31 pm

    Can Fox superimpose a coach that doesn’t run shotgun plays in this weather?

  • ThePhillyFlash December 8, 2013 at 2:52 pm

    Heads should roll at the National Weather Service for this cock-up. 1 to 3 inches by nightfall, shit, looks like half a foot at the Linc. Meanwhile, Nick Foles finally threw an interception, and all it took was a reenactment of the Blizzard of ’96.

  • The Duke December 8, 2013 at 3:17 pm

    Eagles just announced that Julie Dorenbos and Kacie O’Donnell will be using their hotness to melt snow at halftime!

    • Drop Dead December 9, 2013 at 12:04 am

      If you mean Kacie’s horse teeth will somehow melt the snow then yes. But hotness, no, not a chance in hell for smarty jones pulling that off.

  • TBone December 8, 2013 at 3:23 pm

    Kyle, why doesn’t Chip send the shovels out there and clear the ground for a FG during the Timeout?

  • Larry From the regal beagle December 8, 2013 at 3:27 pm

    Eagles are not built for this weather. I chalk this loss up to Mother Nature

    • ThePhillyFlash December 8, 2013 at 3:51 pm

      Agreed. Foles hasn’t looked this bad since the Dallas debacle. This is ground and pound weather, and the Birds just aren’t that kind of team. I wouldn’t be surprised if the game ends 8-0.

      • Troll Hamels December 9, 2013 at 7:49 am

        Sorry… you were saying???

  • Crosby's Vagina December 8, 2013 at 4:25 pm

    Perfect weather for snowballs at Santa.

  • gladheidsbestrijding December 23, 2013 at 4:18 pm

    Hi There Crossingbroad,
    I know what you mean, I put videos together and am running out of ideas for songs. The videos are of Friends and Family having fun together. Example going snow tubing, races, bowling, etc.
    Any ideas I already have Alan Jackson – Good Times
    Thanks

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