Snow Bowl was a Smashing Ratings Success


via Awful Announcing

The Eagles always get ridiculous TV ratings, but on Sunday, Snow Bowl took it to another level. The Eagles achieved a 34.9 rating on FOX in Philly, meaning that 34.9% of households with TVs were tuned in– roughly a million households, locally.

According to Tim McManus, that’s the third highest rated 1 p.m. Eagles game since 1997, with the other two both coming in the Super Bowl year.

But the question remains: Who were the two-thirds assholes tuned into something other than the most exciting Eagles regular season game ever?

It’s almost like an event like that… needs a commemorative ugly Christmas sweatshirt:


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  • Harry December 10, 2013 at 1:26 pm

    Is this really surprising? The eagles are playing well and everyone was stuck inside their house.

  • Mike Shelly December 10, 2013 at 1:31 pm

    Imagine all the pussy chip has been getting

  • JT Warren December 10, 2013 at 1:38 pm

    That sweater is so legit. I heard the proceeds are going to Shady’s dick-doctor bills, is that true?

    Sorry, I had to…

  • Massimo December 10, 2013 at 1:40 pm

    So Happy for Jeff Lurie..Guy deserves a winner..

    E A G L E S EAGLES!!!!!!!!!!

  • Catch a damned pass December 10, 2013 at 1:41 pm

    I imagine that the people not watching the game were model citizens, as opposed to fat drunk losers.

  • Gray December 10, 2013 at 2:35 pm

    NFL RedZone.

  • JohnMatrix December 10, 2013 at 2:37 pm

    who had 34 and who had 20?

  • MPH December 10, 2013 at 4:58 pm

    “Who were the two-thirds assholes tuned into something other than”… Actually, since the RATING was 34, that means 2/3 of assholes were tuned into “something other” OR NOTHING at all (TV’s were off or they were out of the house). Rating is % people that own TV’s (which you correctly stated earlier). The SHARE was 57, the % of people WITH TV’S ON that were watching the game, meaning only 40% of people were watching “something other”.

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