via Awful Announcing

The Eagles always get ridiculous TV ratings, but on Sunday, Snow Bowl took it to another level. The Eagles achieved a 34.9 rating on FOX in Philly, meaning that 34.9% of households with TVs were tuned in– roughly a million households, locally.

According to Tim McManus, that’s the third highest rated 1 p.m. Eagles game since 1997, with the other two both coming in the Super Bowl year.

But the question remains: Who were the two-thirds assholes tuned into something other than the most exciting Eagles regular season game ever?

It’s almost like an event like that… needs a commemorative ugly Christmas sweatshirt:


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