I hate Budweiser and think they’re a symbol for everything that is wrong with the world. But they’ve just won the Super Bowl commercial game.

I had to leave my dog with a pet sitter for three days last week. THREE DAYS. I was a wreck driving away. Like Natalie Portman when they shaved her head in V For Vendetta. Glad the horse tracked down his best bud. I know the feeling, big guy.