Jason Kelce is Eating at Wing Bowl

Voila_Capture1021I love this and do look forward to the prospect of seeing buffalo sauce make nice and find shelter inside Jason Kelce’s sweet, sweet beard.

From CBS Philly:

Kelce told the 94WIP Morning Show on Tuesday that he’ll eat wings at Wing Bowl 22, January 31st at the Wells Fargo Center.

“Absolutely, no question. I would love to eat in the event, no doubt. I didn’t think that was an option,” Kelce said. “The only thing that can be bad about it is, I probably won’t come close to those guys. I’d trim the beard down a little bit, but it’s still probably going to get a little messy. I am saying yes. I will definitely, without question, eat in Wing Bowl.”

That’s not a joke or a publicity stunt– Kelce will be an eater in Wing Bowl next Friday. You can hear the audio here of him gleefully accepting the invitation.

I don’t know what happened over the last six months (winning happened), but the Eagles have become an insanely likable team. Sure, had they gone 4-12 this year, the reaction to this might be: Get back in the gym, fat ass! You’re supposed to protect the quarterback we need to draft. But no. 10-6 and winning the NFC East makes this very OK. I like it. Offensive linemen should be fat. Get fatter, Jason. Hell, win the whole thing. [He won’t.] How awesome would it be if the center for the Philadelphia Eagles won a wing eating contest in front of 20k people?

Now, how can I crowbar my way into sponsoring his float?

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15 Responses

  1. “Now, how can I crowbar my way into sponsoring his float?”

    Maybe just ask him? Oh yeah, and have the money to do it? Maybe you can get Candy to get into a 2 pc for it? That slut will do it for a pack of Camels. Or so I heard.

  2. Dave Spadaro is the only blogger sanctioned by the Eagles to be involved on off-field activities with the players. (They control that puppet, so he won’t ask any tough questions.)


  3. Sad that anyone Philadelphia athlete is supporting that POS Angelo Cataldi. He will turn on you on the drop of a dime.

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