Does Using a Toilet to Save a Parking Spot Make You a Badass?

I don’t live in the city, so the saving parking spot phenomenon, to me, means leaving enough room in our two-wide suburban driveway for both SUVs and the massive snow mounds. Shit’s hard-knock out here in Horsham. Anyway, I know it’s a thing in the city and I applaud a good spot saving effort– you’re tempting a vicious car keying and a possible gunshot wound. So this toilet move, a picture of which was tweeted by the Philly Police Twitter account*, which is on a crusade to curb spot saving**, earns a perfect 10 from me.

*Don’t know how I feel about the police being all swarmy on Twitter. I know it’s a big thing in Upper Darby, but I like my cops hardened and pissed off.

**Best pun I’ve ever written.