God dammit, Tollie. The thing said noon. You were supposed to turn yourself in at noon. I was coming over.* You were an hour early. The one time you decide to be an upstanding citizen had to be today. YOU’RE NOT A GOOD GUY!
*I wasn’t actually going over. I got a new computer chair and it’s reallllly comfortable. Plus it’s cold out. Fuck that shit.
