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- March 28, 2014
Ladies and gentlemen, the new Eagles quarterback.
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Did anyone set the odds yet on when Mark Sanchez will insert his cock in horse teeth kacie McDonnell’s twat????
I’m all for making fun of this move, but half of that “highlight reel” was him getting sacked because his offensive line couldn’t stop my dead grandparents.
There are 4 tiers of QBs in this league. Tier 1 is 5 elite QBs. Tier 2 is the 5-7 QBs that are really good. Tier 3 is another 5-7 QBs that are average. Beyond those tiers is this massive pile of dogshit that continues to find work. I’ll let you guess which tier Sanchez belongs to.
It’s real hard to convince other teams you’re a franchise capable QB when you never see the field, which he won’t. Should have paid Vick to stay
“Ladies and gentlemen, the new Eagles quarterback.”
He’s the backup QB. Backups are generally veterans with previous starting experience who were no longer good enough to start. The eagles could have done worse.
It’s a good move.
Anyone else have a better suggestion for a back-up QB? (Who else was available?) And please don’t say Vick. If Foles gets hurt we need someone who actually has a chance of staying on the field for a few games without getting hurt himself.
I actually hope that we see some progress with Matt Barkley.
I get that this is an easy move to poo poo, and some of it justified, but big picture this is a great move. Ive always thought that Sanchez isnt nearly as bad as people make him out to be. Not saying hes good, but that team is poorly coached, usually surrounded in turmoil, and as the above commenter said, their o-line in those clips was piss awful. Not to mention that he was out all last season! Add to that the playoff experience he has, and you cant really ask for a better back up. This has “guy needs a change of scenery” written all over it, and is a win win for us. If Foles is the real deal and gets hurt, then at the very least, we have a capable backup. If Foles shits the bed, then we can at least see what Sanchez still has.
And most importantly. ..What other options are there? Once vick went, and it was clear when Foles won the job tbat Vick wasnt staying here, who is a better option than Sanchez?
This is a great move . . . I’ve been a huge fan of Sanchez for quite some time now. Very excited for the upcoming QB position battle! Matt Barkley will be in it too . . . You heard it here first!
Better QB than Vick. Not as big of an asshole as Vick. I don’t think Sanchez has a leech younger brother that he’ll use to send propaganda out through social media outlets the way the Vick brothers did it.
You guys seem to be missing the point. Kelly is very high on Barkley who’s shoulder is now fully healed. He needs a veteran to push him during training camp. If Barkley loses the backup job to butt-fumble then jettison him. Chances are the backup QB is gonna see some reps during the season so you need to make the backup job a real fight.
Imagine how hairy the kid would be if Sanchez & sheena had a baby???
He’s going to do good work on that field…..i mean prepping it for games, resodding, painting, and maintenance. Thats why he was hired right?
I lasted about 55 seconds – a lot of sacks by unblocked rushers – this guy must really suck
Even I know this signing fucking sucks
that’s all I hear when I read all of your know-it-all crap. if you think this is a bad move, kindly stop watching sports. also stop voting. and breeding. thanks.
He was the product of a failed system run by a Doche in Rex Ryan. He is not a top 5 QB, but certainly a competant backup to Nick Foles.
If they’re signing Sanchez, the Eagles should have just kept Vick. But nooooooooo, they don’t want a black QB around Nick Foles, because his “thuggery” might rub off on Foles!
(that was sarcasm, for all you racist imbeciles out there)
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