Aw Cute, Ryan Braun isn’t Worried About Playing in Philly This Year

Kyle Scott - March 11, 2014

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I hate Ryan Braun. This you know.

He’s coming back from a 65-game suspension for being a lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit. Is he worried about how fans will treat him? Nah, not really. He’s heard worse, and at least this time all the focus will be on him and not his immediate family and relatives.

Speaking to Bob Nightengale of USA Today, Braun says, dude, say whatever you want:

“Dude, say what you want about me, but I am strong,” Braun says in an exclusive interview with USA TODAY Sports. “Mentally, and emotionally, I am strong.

“This doesn’t bother me. People may have something new to yell now, but it’s really no different than anything I’ve gone though. I’ve never gone to Chicago and had them cheer for me. I’ve never gone to St. Louis and had them say, “I hope you do great.’ Nobody’s fans have ever cheered for the opposing team’s best player.

“I’m sure it will be a bit adventuresome at times this year, but if anything, it’s probably better now. Normally, you go to Philly and Chicago, and they’re talking about your mom, your sister, your girlfriend, whatever. So, now, it will be just about me.”

Oh don’t worry, Ryan, I’m sure we can find something to say about your wife. Don’t know about your girlfriend, though.

via (@craigcalcaterra)


  • Slammin Gretzky's Daughter March 11, 2014 at 9:53 am

    That urine-collector that he bashed should get the opportunity to throw him under an actual moving bus.

    • Kyle Scott March 11, 2014 at 10:02 am


      • Your Mother March 11, 2014 at 10:42 am

        Don’t forget the attorneys who helped Braun to defame this man. The facts behind the science of testing these samples tell you that this type of “mishandling of samples” (which was the basis of the case being thrown out) do not and can not cause a false positive in any sample. The chemicals cannot create themselves by mishandling, the samples were sealed and signed so no tampering was done to add these chemicals. The whole dismissal was bogus to begin with because this extent of “mishandling” changed nothing. It wasn’t possible under these circumstances.

  • Junkhead March 11, 2014 at 10:26 am

    Scumbag Braun even lied to his friend and business partner Aaron Rodgers.

  • Your Mother March 11, 2014 at 10:34 am

    I’ve been to games right behind the visitor dugout before Braun was ever implicated with PED’s and some fans in that area were just straight up assholes to him. So much so that at one game they angered me, mostly because there were kids around. I don’t see how this changes anything besides the words they spew when they spew their ignorance and disregard for others alllll niiiight loooong, or as in this case “until security tells them to shut up or get out.” At times I’m embarrassed by the company I share in the stands to be honest.

  • step 3: make her open the box March 11, 2014 at 11:57 am

    Where’s the Tylenol?!

  • Kevin March 12, 2014 at 1:32 pm

    Nice pull

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