DeSean Jackson’s Dog is Just Happy to See You

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DeSean Jackson posted a faux macho picture with his dogs today in a Tweet I interpreted as: Go ahead, break into my house again. At first blush it seems a little threatening, but that’s until you OH MY GOD THE RED ROCKET. RUFF RUFF RUFF RRRRRAARRR RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF.

Poor guy didn’t expect that thing to end up on Instagram. The pitfalls of social media, I tell ya.

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10 Responses

  1. I’m seriously missing something. What is “faux macho” about this picture? He’s standing there with two dogs. Granted, one of them is erect, but what is “faux macho” about this?

  2. I think because he has that constipated face look and no shirt on that brings out the faux macho-ism Kyle is referring to.

  3. Poor DeSean,the same free-loading mooching leeching so-called friends with DeSean at the supermarket more than likely are the same ones who robbed his house.

    Hopefully DeSean has cut all ties with those freeloaders,or else he’ll end up just like AI,broke.

  4. DeSean Jackson, the Justin Bieber of the NFL. A skinny little boy trying desperately to be a tough black man.

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