DeSean Jackson's Instagram Becomes to the Greatest Source of DeSean Jackson News
YA BOI D JACC HERR MEH N CHIP HAD A REEL CHAT YA’LL CAN SPECIALATE ALL U WNT BUT DO KNO DA REAL TRUTH IS WE COOL BIRD GANG 10 MODE WHAT IT DO BABY ONE TIME !!
People have given me shit the last couple years for covering DeSean’s Instagram as much as I have. But this is why. One day DeSean was going to post something legitimately important and newsworthy and someone was going to need to translate it. It’s all fun and games until you actually need to know what he’s saying.
To his credit, DeSean’s Grams have always worked on many levels. This one is no different. Do we take the ridiculous picture of Chip to mean that Jackson thinks he’s nob? Do we take Big Chip to be some sort of fat joke? DeSean says the picture speaks for itself and he asks us to say or hear what we want. How Kubrick of him. But, like the True Detective finale, it’s the simplistic conclusion – Winner BirdGaNg !! – that is the real meaning of this post: dude chooses the Eagles. BIRD GANG YA HERR?
But the best part is Eagles writers trying to translate D-Jac speak:
So, apparently Chip is going to chase DeSean out of Philly with a yellow foam paddle. What I got from DeSean's Instagram photo, anyhow?
— Les Bowen (@LesBowen) March 25, 2014
Trying to figure out meaning? MT @DeseanJackson10: Good to Talk to BIg Chip today !! Say or hear what ya want http://t.co/g7CUKt4bYY
— Jeff McLane (@Jeff_McLane) March 25, 2014
