Voila_Capture 2014-03-31_01-27-05_PMEmail from reader Jared:

I’m all about being excited for Opening Day but this is one jersey I didn’t expect to see. Gotta be a relative, right?

Relative? Shit, it might be Dane Sardinha himself. I can’t imagine there was ever a point in time where Majestic inventoried these babies. Custom orders right here– made exclusively for Dane himself. There are poor African children who own jawns that are less rare than this bad boy.

But for realstons, I imagine this guy opening his closest this morning and thinkining to himself, Hmm… should I wear the Sardinha or Sergio Escalona jam? It feels like a Dane day.

Much respect, bro. Much respect.