Introducing the Philly Sports Media Field of 64

Kyle Scott - March 17, 2014

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THE STORY BREAKS, AND THERE YOU ARE, SCREAMING FOR YOUR LIFE, YOU’RE A SHOUTING STAR, AND ALL THE YEARS, NO ONE KNOWS, JUST HOW HARD YOU WORKED, TO WRITE THAT PROSSSSSSSSSSSSSE.

Introducing the Philly Sports Media Field of 64. 64 of your favorite talk show hosts, talking heads and scriptuals slugging it out to decide who’s number one in your soul. There are four regions – the WIP Region, the 97.5 Region, the TV Region and the Writers Region – with 16 entrants in each fighting for the right to represent their space in the illustrious Final Four.

Seeding was determined as follows: For radio, it pretty much went by current time on air– basically, daytime hosts got the top seeds. For TV, it went by network, with CSN folks getting the higher seeds. The Writers bids were a bit less straightforward. You can pretty much get all the main radio and TV folks into a 16-team region, but for writers it is decidedly more difficult. Lots of controversy will surround the selection committee following this announcement. No bloggers were included.

Games will be played throughout the NCAA Tournament, beginning today, with voting taking place each day and the winners of matches announced the following day and updated on the bracket. This week: 8 games each day and 8 more over the weekend to play the first two rounds.

So without further ado, your Philly Sports Media Field of 64.

WIP Region

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97.5 Region

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TV Region

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Writers Region

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Here’s your full bracket breakdown and analysis, baby!

You can view the full bracket here. And yes, I fully expect to crash this site.

On to the first set of matchups– the 1-16, 8-9 games.

DAY 1 VOTING CLOSED

188 Comments

  • The Annoying Ocean City Golf Commerical on 97.5 March 17, 2014 at 11:22 am

    Best post of the year on cb

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    • Arthur March 17, 2014 at 1:19 pm

      Corrrrrect!!!!!!

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  • Capt. Obvious March 17, 2014 at 11:23 am

    Are we voting for who we hate most or who we like most?

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    • Natalie March 17, 2014 at 11:30 am

      That’s what I was wondering

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    • Chris March 17, 2014 at 9:30 pm

      I don’t care who wins as long as Phil from Mt. Airy loses in the first round

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      • Mikey Mess March 17, 2014 at 10:58 pm

        What are you saying, that you want to “cleanse” the field?

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        • Hobe-z March 18, 2014 at 9:02 am

          You’re an ass

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  • gthmbt March 17, 2014 at 11:25 am

    How is that loser Brace even on this chart, let alone a 5 seed? The guy is a tool.

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    • Nick Kayal March 17, 2014 at 11:38 am

      Are you talking about wigger wannabe Brace. I love how he was talking last week about how much he loved his girlfried, meanwhile I have seen him at the bars over the past few months hitting on any chick with two legs. What a jackass.

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    • K Shaw March 17, 2014 at 12:03 pm

      Haha, yea I have no idea why Kyle put that clown on this chart. Fat, drunk, stupid, and bald is no way to go through life son.

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      • Josh from Pottstown March 17, 2014 at 12:36 pm

        At least he’s cashing in with pussy while he can with his minor celebrity status.
        Mike miss better win this shit.
        love him or hate him, he’s the best

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        • loser March 21, 2014 at 2:41 pm

          Josh from pottstown. Get a life , grow up, and get off braces dick. Guys a stone cold loser.

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  • Norman March 17, 2014 at 11:29 am

    64 losers

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  • denny falcone March 17, 2014 at 11:29 am

    No Brian Seltzer in the 97.5 region? BRUTAL

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  • Chance- Vice President of the GnA Falcons March 17, 2014 at 11:33 am

    Can see that fat fucking loser josh innes voting nonstop for himself.
    I got Bruno winning this shit

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    • Jimmy Russell March 17, 2014 at 12:13 pm

      innes has the best show out right now.. no surprise someone that doesn’t like it probably wants to ride bruno’s dome like a surfboard..

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      • Troll Hamels March 17, 2014 at 12:46 pm

        Totally agree. People that bash on Innes either don’t actually listen to his show or just hate him because he isn’t from Philly. He is very funny and actually provides unbiased opinions.

        And no, this isn’t Josh Innes.

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        • denny falcone March 17, 2014 at 1:19 pm

          sup, andy bloom?

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        • mike March 17, 2014 at 1:38 pm

          “He’s not from philly” is the funniest fucking thing i’ve ever heard.

          Michael Barkan – NYC
          Ike Reese – North Carolina & Michigan State
          Glen Macnow – Born NYC, raised in Buffalo, went to school in Boston.
          Angelo Cataldi – Born in Rhode Island, raised a Yankees fan.
          Al Morganti – from Boston, went to school in Boston.

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          • HowWeird is the Burger King March 17, 2014 at 1:45 pm

            I’m better than every one of those out-of-town nit-wits.

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          • Coach Mike Gundy March 17, 2014 at 2:28 pm

            Though ike grew up in cinncy? Get your facts straight

          • Troll Hamels March 17, 2014 at 2:35 pm

            So just because other sports radio guys are from out of town but don’t get shit on, is that is supposed to change the fact that people rip on Innes for coming from Texas/Louisianna?? I’m not making it up. I have heard plenty of people rip on him for being from out of town. As for your master list:

            Ike Reese- Played for the Eagles and hung around after his career ended. Totally different circumstance.You want to win over the Philly fan base? Stay here after your career ends. People will love you for it and rightfully so.
            Cataldi – People hate Cataldi and often bash him for not being from here. Can’t tell you how many times I have heard people complain that he is fake because he is a New York fan or he is from the Boston area.
            Morganti – No one cares enough about Morganti to complain about him. Plus he only knows about hockey so he doesn’t get the attention.

            I will give you Macnow and Barkann as exceptions. But only because they have been here forever and have become part of Philly sports culture. Innes has been here a few months and I constantly hear people rag on him, complaining “what the hell does he know, he’s from Houston/Louisianna.”

        • The Pickle Man March 17, 2014 at 2:27 pm

          Sounds like you once licked Josh’s taint

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          • Coach Mike Gundy March 17, 2014 at 2:29 pm

            Thought**

          • steve March 17, 2014 at 6:12 pm

            you want Philadelphia talent? Get Howard Eskin, Mike Miss, and Spike Eskin on the air 24/7!

      • I miss the big talker March 17, 2014 at 2:05 pm

        Innes is great and so is Bruno. Would love to hear them do a show together.

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      • Douchebags Abound!!! March 17, 2014 at 2:09 pm

        Let me guess, you’re an alcoholic 18 year old. The only idiots who think this unintelligent blow hard actually knows anything other than football.

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        • Jimmy Russell March 17, 2014 at 3:50 pm

          25 own a business. you jelly old head? hope they pull your social security soon so you have to eat cat food

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          • Douchebags Abound!!! March 17, 2014 at 3:57 pm

            I’m sure you do. Just like all the other internet millionaires/super successful commentators.

          • Jimmy Russell March 17, 2014 at 4:50 pm

            hope you like salmon n beef old man.

          • Bobama March 17, 2014 at 7:25 pm

            You own a lawn mower and a cell phone, and call it a business.

    • Douchebags Abound!!! March 17, 2014 at 1:53 pm

      At first he was ok, but Innes only knows football. His sports knowledge is shit. The only people who like him are kids, who like that he bashes everyone he is dumber than, which is every philly sports fan. Get off his dick.

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      • Troll Hamels March 17, 2014 at 2:40 pm

        Oh ok then. I will stop listening to him.

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        • Douchebags Abound!!! March 17, 2014 at 2:47 pm

          That is your prerogative. If you want to listen to a fake ass, unintelligent, whiny bitch go for it.

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  • Kevin K March 17, 2014 at 11:37 am

    Beasley Reece snubbed

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  • Tim Panaccio is a Yinzer March 17, 2014 at 11:38 am

    A fucking outrage that I’m not on the list!

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    • Sarah Baicker's Penis March 17, 2014 at 11:39 am

      HA! HA! I made it and I’m not even relevant!

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    • 1chain March 17, 2014 at 11:53 am

      How about Tim Panaccio? What a joke.

      Whenever I catch him on Sportsrise he’s like a deer in headlights. He can barely formulate sentences, looks at and off camera, and has absolutely no confidence. And this is suppose to be CSN’s expert? Christ sakes. This morning he had on a CSN polo shirt and nylon jacket… it looked like Sportsrise was interviewing the cable repair man and not some “Flyers Expert”.

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      • BRACE IS A JIVE TURKEY March 17, 2014 at 2:43 pm

        PANACH SEEMS STONED EVERYTIME HE GETS ON CAMERA.

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  • Nick Kayal March 17, 2014 at 11:39 am

    I think that Kyle needs a field of 64 with local female news women and who has the best body and who is the ultimate Philly news gilf.

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    • Angelo's Inner Voice March 17, 2014 at 11:52 am

      HEY! I have already patented that idea for the event to replace the wing bowl, which has run its course.

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  • Angry Al March 17, 2014 at 11:45 am

    Should do a field of 64 on the regular whack pack callers that phone in everyday to wip & 97.5

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    • Angelo's Inner Voice March 17, 2014 at 11:56 am

      Al, he was going to do that, but you got a bye all the way to the championship, so voting was moot.

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  • Angelo's Inner Voice March 17, 2014 at 11:49 am

    Great idea Kyle. But John Clark is a #2 seed? That guy’s a douchebag!

    And why are Barkann and Eskin in there twice? What happens when Eskin wins both the TV and WIP regions? Does he play with himself?

    Shoulda left them oth off the TV bracket, and put Sheena Parveen in there. She appears on CSN, and even though she doesn’t know sports, neither to a lot of those dopes on TV.

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  • Abe Lincoln March 17, 2014 at 11:50 am

    The fact that you have Ray Didinger as a 13 seed is absolutely criminal. That dude is an institution in Philadelphia and you’re treating him like a Podunk mid-major. Fucking criminal.

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    • Rick Rude March 17, 2014 at 12:04 pm

      Its time for ray to be put out to pasture. He still is stuck in the 40’s and 60’s.

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    • Ray Diddy's The Man! March 17, 2014 at 12:14 pm

      Holy Shit Abe, I was thinking the same thing!!! Ray Diddy is one of the ONLY people on this list who has a clue as to what’s going on!

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    • Ray Didinger's Tweed Sportscoat March 17, 2014 at 12:19 pm

      P Diddy is actually the most pompous, humorless, insufferable dinosaur on the air. Has he EVER cracked a joke? Lighten up, Ray, and go watch some more tape at NFL Films. You may have mentioned once or twice that you work there.

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      • Maxie March 17, 2014 at 12:53 pm

        If by being humorless, you mean he does not have a 12 year old mentality like some of these people (getting hysterical over penis jokes) than I guess you are right. I find Ray charming, a gentleman and anything but pompous. He actually listens to others opinions and gets involved in discussion rather than shouting down opposing views. He also knows what he is talking about.

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        • Brian March 18, 2014 at 12:12 am

          EXACTLY!!!

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  • Larry Stein March 17, 2014 at 11:53 am

    Mike Miss is a DB, he belongs in the “dick in your mouth bracket” what a total LOSER. Ike Reese? Really? The same guy arguing that Chase Utley doesn’t get bashed but Howard and Rollins do? Uh how about Howard can’t hit! And how about Rollins is a lead off guy who can’t get on base… I hate fags like him and Mike Miss that pull race card every chance they get!

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    • Rick Rude March 17, 2014 at 11:58 am

      ↑↑↑↑↑↑↑ race rage much?…..smh

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  • Mikey Mess March 17, 2014 at 11:54 am

    How can that racist Phil from Mt Airy be in the game? Wasn’t he canned?

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  • Mitchie Tools March 17, 2014 at 11:54 am

    Where the fuck is that big fake tity kacie McDonnell at on here?

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    • been there March 17, 2014 at 12:20 pm

      They’re real and amazing

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    • Angelo's Inner Voice March 17, 2014 at 12:29 pm

      They’re using her as a channel marker down at Great Egg Harbor Inlet. Her fake cans keep her afloat, and her teeth reflect any and all light.

      .

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      • Hollis March 17, 2014 at 1:21 pm

        Heee heee heee heee!

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      • K Shaw March 17, 2014 at 1:52 pm

        Haha, nice

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    • shawn brace March 17, 2014 at 1:57 pm

      Smelling Aaron Murray’s dick is the closest I’ll ever get to Kacie

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      • Coach Mike Gundy March 17, 2014 at 2:31 pm

        Kacie is a typical attention whore nova chick. Bet she dumps Aaron Murray when he doesn’t get drafted

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  • Rick Rude March 17, 2014 at 11:56 am

    If Angelo is a 1 seed you know your station is on its last legs….lol

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  • Di & Rhea March 17, 2014 at 11:57 am

    My worn-out twat is much better now, thanks to rehabbing at NovaCare.

    .

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    • Rick Rude March 17, 2014 at 12:00 pm

      And Dr. Back…lol

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    • Sarah Baicker's Penis March 17, 2014 at 12:27 pm

      I can’t find mine?

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  • Angelo's Inner Voice March 17, 2014 at 12:02 pm

    Hey Kyle, pressing “view results” doesn’t show the results!

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    • Kyle Scott March 17, 2014 at 1:15 pm

      “Games will be played throughout the NCAA Tournament, beginning today, with voting taking place each day and the winners of matches announced the following day and updated on the bracket.”

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      • Angelo's Inner Voice March 17, 2014 at 5:11 pm

        So we don’t get to view the ongoing voting progress? This would be fodder for comments throughout the day.

        It would be one thing if that tool Barkann cornered the market on real-time polling, but other websites (such as philly.com) let you see ongoing results.

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  • Mikey Miss March 17, 2014 at 12:07 pm

    Myrtetus was over seeded. Guy can’t tell the difference between his ass and a hole in the ground.

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    • Jason Myr-Tit-us March 17, 2014 at 12:29 pm

      That’s right Mike! Just kissin ass!

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    • Angelo's Inner Voice March 17, 2014 at 12:55 pm

      Easy – the hole in the ground is the one without Mikey Miss’s face near it.

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  • Thomas E Merschen March 17, 2014 at 12:14 pm

    Can you put this on pdf format so we can print it?

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    • kittenmittens March 17, 2014 at 10:51 pm

      This guy

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      • Mikey Mess March 17, 2014 at 11:04 pm

        I think Thomas E Merschen is the cheese flasher from a few weeks ago.

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  • St. Patrick March 17, 2014 at 12:15 pm

    Zolecki a #1 Seed? Hitting the Jameson a little early I see.

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  • Chuck from Drexel Hill March 17, 2014 at 12:20 pm

    The young guys on 97.5 like smelling themselves a bit too much. I had to go back to wip

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  • Mike March 17, 2014 at 12:25 pm

    Fadool shoulda been a higher seed.

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  • Daniel Bryan March 17, 2014 at 12:25 pm

    Phil from Mount airy last show was Saturday, I’ll give Kyle ab pad on this one
    ….

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  • Harry Z March 17, 2014 at 12:34 pm

    Dei still has bigger titties than Apody and she’s pregnant; I think?

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    • Marcus Vik March 17, 2014 at 12:51 pm

      Mmmm…

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  • Ernest Hemingway March 17, 2014 at 12:34 pm

    The closer you look at this list, the more you realize there really are not many likeable members of the Philly press and media corps.

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    • Angelo's Inner Voice March 17, 2014 at 3:23 pm

      Yes, aside from me and Ray Didinger, the only others worth noting are the well-endowed females.

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  • Kevin Cooneys Chins March 17, 2014 at 12:41 pm

    Where is Mike Sielski? Hes prob the best writer around right now

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  • tekniklee March 17, 2014 at 12:42 pm

    Ray Diddy a 13 seed?? This is the best post of the year for CB

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  • Chris Stengel March 17, 2014 at 12:45 pm

    Wip & 97.5 Need more brothers on their stations

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    • Da Cuz March 17, 2014 at 1:04 pm

      no they don’t

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  • Harry Dunne March 17, 2014 at 12:47 pm

    Just when I thought this blog couldn’t possibly be any dumber you go an do something like this…. and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF! Great idea, we’re still going to Aspen!

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  • Ed Rendell March 17, 2014 at 12:48 pm

    Mr Scott, why am I not in this field? I’m going to appoint a blue-ribbon panel to get to the bottom of this, including (if I have to) an investigation on whether or not this blog violates standards of pubic decency,

    Son, I think you’ll find that there’s not a better example in this town of an all-around fan and on-air sports expert than myself. Why, who do you think got these new stadiums built (with very little out-of-pocket money required from the teams)? Yours truly!

    For that reason alone, I should be high up on this list. Add the weekly sports commentary on Philly.com, and the Eagles post-game analysis, and I’m the total package.

    Show a little respect, please.

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    • MICHAEL BARKANN March 17, 2014 at 2:15 pm

      GOV, I’D GLADLY GIVE UP ONE OF MY 2 SPOTS TO YOU.

      YOU ARE CORRECT, YOUR WISDOM AND EXPERTISE IS SUCH THAT YOU COME TO THE POST-GAME SHOW WITHOUT ANY PREPARATION. WHERE RAY DIDDY BRINGS STACKS AND STACKS OF NOTES FROM WHICH TO PRESENT THOUGHTFUL ANALYSIS, YOU HAVE NONE.

      TO THE OUTSIDER, THIS PROBABLY SEEMS LIKE YOU ARE A CLUELESS BOOB, COMPLETELY UNPREPARED, AND JUST SHOW UP TO BLATHER ON BY RESTATING EVERYTHING RAY JUST SAID, AND COLLECT YOUR GRATUITY.

      THOSE OF US ON THE INSIDE DON’T HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT THAT.

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  • Bernie from Broomall March 17, 2014 at 12:54 pm

    Huh?

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    • Angelo's Inner Voice March 17, 2014 at 12:57 pm

      Go back to sleep Bernie. Angry Al has already won the whacked-off callers contest.

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      • Ingy March 17, 2014 at 1:06 pm

        Hey, Yo, Yo! Let me tell you something OK!

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  • Anthony Gargano's fake laugh March 17, 2014 at 1:08 pm

    If Howard and I both get hit by a car, does everyone win?

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    • Goose March 17, 2014 at 1:16 pm

      If that happens, I will take a month’s vacation, while I come down off my giddy high.

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  • great stuff March 17, 2014 at 1:08 pm

    “Bowen vs Maclane gonna be a real slobber knocker” lol

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  • Hugh Douglas March 17, 2014 at 1:10 pm

    Y’all Uncle Tom motherfuckers are just lucky I lost my marbles. Id win this thing.

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    • Mikey Mess March 17, 2014 at 1:13 pm

      You and Hollis are the worst examples of human refuse ever “employed” by the Philadelphia media. Hit the road – your 15 minutes are up!

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  • Bernie from Broomall March 17, 2014 at 1:11 pm

    keep talkin’ you creep.

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  • Hollis March 17, 2014 at 1:15 pm

    Hey Hugh looks like they forgot about me too. Heee heee heee!!!!

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  • Dr. Joel Myerson, The Fanny Doctor March 17, 2014 at 1:15 pm

    Lot of potential patients on these lists, if ya know what I mean…..

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  • Walt Liquor March 17, 2014 at 1:26 pm

    Has anyone checked with Mike Miss to see if he’s started bitching about Kyle stealing his bit? Kyle should know that the tournament brackets are exclusively reserved for Seinfeld characters…

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    • Clete Liquor March 17, 2014 at 1:32 pm

      Seinfeld was funny, but let’s move on. It’s 2014.

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  • FREE KWAME!!! March 17, 2014 at 1:28 pm

    Sarah Baicker is this years sleeper pick.

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    • Tim Pistachio March 17, 2014 at 1:51 pm

      I’d sleep with her

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      • Sarah Baicker's Penis March 17, 2014 at 2:03 pm

        You’d be surprised by what you will find

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  • KMC285 March 17, 2014 at 1:29 pm

    Fadool Cinderella story.

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  • Troll Hamels March 17, 2014 at 1:31 pm

    You want me to pick who is better between Gargano and Howard Eskin? Can we vote that neither advances? That’s like asking who’s better, Sandusky or Charles Manson?

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    • Little Ant March 17, 2014 at 1:37 pm

      Vote for my daddy. If he’s not happy, there’s hell to pay when he gets home from work.

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      • Massimo March 17, 2014 at 3:43 pm

        Did dad finger you last night? I had the night off…

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        • Little Ant March 17, 2014 at 4:04 pm

          Eww no, but he was down in the basement with Auntie Rhea for 2 hours last night, and when I went down later, all the couch cushions were on the floor.

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    • The Faggot that Mikey Miss Emailed March 17, 2014 at 1:49 pm

      Gargano is a lot better than that Fur Coated Faggot Howard.

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    • Little Ant March 17, 2014 at 3:12 pm

      Daddy says Auntie Rhea will win her first round for sure, and if he also wins, daddy and Auntie Rhea will play with each other. He said they are going to practice their “technique” in the basement. What does that mean?

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      • Massimo March 17, 2014 at 3:44 pm

        Daddy made flowers on me last night

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  • Jon & Seans Snow day March 17, 2014 at 1:32 pm

    “Dude can you believe we are the 4 and 5 seed on a sports talk station in the 4th biggest market in the country? Our station reaches upwards of 7M-8M people. ?” … ” I know dude our program director has to be the biggest idiot in the industry. Honestly were more suited doing overnights in Schenectady. And by overnights I mean loading trucks for UPS..

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    • Sean Brace's Back March 17, 2014 at 1:50 pm

      I hear ya, Johnny! Come join me a Pitchers Pub tonight in manayunk for $2 Miller lites. I’ll be trolling for some pussy. So come on down!

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    • Sean Braces' Skull Shaver March 17, 2014 at 1:56 pm

      I can’t take this bald d-bag anymore, please end me

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  • The Faggot that Mikey Miss Emailed March 17, 2014 at 1:47 pm

    Diddy at 13 is a serious snub.

    My vote is for my main squeeze Mikey to win, because hes just so god damn cute.

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  • Strugz March 17, 2014 at 2:01 pm

    Amy Fadool should win, just because…

    And Barkann v. Didinger in the 1st round is just unfair..lol

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    • Neil Hartman March 17, 2014 at 2:05 pm

      It’s best to get that blowhard off the table as soon as possible.

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    • Princess Sass's finger sniffer March 17, 2014 at 2:05 pm

      Fadool will win cause she has titties that I would suck on like The Everlasting Gobstopper

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      • Angelo's Inner Voice March 17, 2014 at 2:19 pm

        I don’t know what that means, but she does have a nice set of cans, which often stretches her dress into ripples between them.

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  • Duke Winchester March 17, 2014 at 2:20 pm

    I could totally imagine Amy Fadool doing the reverse cowgirl with those titties slapping on her chest.

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    • Strugz March 17, 2014 at 2:22 pm

      that is a lovely, lovely thought.

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    • Angelo's Inner Voice March 17, 2014 at 2:29 pm

      A gentleman would hold them up for her, so they wouldn’t slap. But that’s just me – I’m old-school.

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  • Angelo's Inner Voice March 17, 2014 at 2:31 pm

    Don’t anybody vote for Ellis.

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  • Big Daddy Graham.com March 17, 2014 at 3:07 pm

    Anyone who votes for me will get 2 tickets to my Two Funny Philly Guys show.

    If you don’t vote for me, I’m gonna send you 4 tickets, so… just sayin’

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    • Second Opinion March 17, 2014 at 3:49 pm

      Who are the two Philly Funny Guys? They never show you. Just you and Conklin.

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      • Big Daddy Graham.com March 17, 2014 at 3:55 pm

        Just for that, we’re doing the show on your front lawn.

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  • Levy from overbrook park March 17, 2014 at 3:26 pm

    No Susie Celek or julie doronbos????

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    • Mikey Mess March 17, 2014 at 3:29 pm

      There wasn’t a slutty whores category. Besides, the cum dumpster topic was a few posts back.

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    • kittenmittens March 17, 2014 at 10:43 pm

      No, but I heard Susie Celek’s wonky eye almost had a 16 seed.

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      • Mikey Mess March 17, 2014 at 10:46 pm

        She had seed, alright.

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  • Booney March 17, 2014 at 3:44 pm

    I can’t vote right now I have figure out more polls to run on PST. Barkann is trying to get me to run a split screen during the commercials so we can run even more Pick and Click polls. Hey gang we have 20,000 votes. 100 people voted 200 times. You don’t think we actually have 20,000 viewers. Tonight we have a great poll for you. Which hand does Jimmy Rollins pick his nose with. You can vote from anywhere, even using your smartphone while sitting on toilet.

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    • Angelo's Inner Voice March 17, 2014 at 3:47 pm

      LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! (That’s how long I laughed out loud at your comment.)

      Barkann has gone off the deep end, douchebaggery-wise.

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    • Angelo's Inner Voice March 17, 2014 at 3:50 pm

      Actually, the 2nd sentence was the funniest. (I don’t give a crapola about Jiminy Suckit.)

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  • Di & Rhea March 17, 2014 at 3:45 pm

    The veteran Vai Sikahema is ranked lower than Apody, Skversky and Rogers? Wow, over-dramatic douchebags abound at channels 3, 6, 10, and 29, and not just at the sports desk.

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  • Massimo March 17, 2014 at 3:46 pm

    Why did my daddy give me this name? Im going to swallow a mega block when I get home from Second Mile…

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    • Little Ant March 17, 2014 at 3:52 pm

      Mo, you don’t have time for that today. Mommy’s taking us over to dance class as soon as you get home.

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      • Massimo March 17, 2014 at 4:21 pm

        Yo big bo go fuck yourself you j.ew froed faggot bo. Im gonna shoot boogers in your cheerios like daddy shoots milk from his dink onto those fat hairy black women.

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  • EJ from West Philly March 17, 2014 at 3:57 pm

    Whats poppin good brotha,make sure you guys vote for my ace boon coon,Phil from Mt.Airy.

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  • sean March 17, 2014 at 3:58 pm

    Sheil Kapadia is the Louisville of this bracket at the 4 seed.

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  • Wes Mantooth March 17, 2014 at 4:29 pm

    Where the hell is Rob Charry? I once finger popped his butthole in the bathroom of an Arby’s. Definitely an oversight by Kyle. Oh, and Sean Brace is gay, allegedly, trust me.

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  • Kacie McDonnell March 17, 2014 at 6:56 pm

    How am I not in this? I have more QB DNA in me than this entire field combined!!

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    • Crossing Broad Moderator March 17, 2014 at 7:56 pm

      Sorry Kacie, there was a minimum IQ to enter the tournament. It would be moot to tell you what it is, because you can’t count that high anyway.

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  • Alex March 17, 2014 at 7:12 pm

    Kyle, not to be a dick but I made a bracket like this 2 weeks ago and you kind of stole my idea, I feel like you should either take the bracket down or give me the credit I deserve.

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    • Crossing Broad Moderator March 17, 2014 at 8:10 pm

      This blog is the wild, wild west of the internet. We don’t have any record of your claim, nor do we even want to keep records. Hell, we can’t even remain politically correct. There’s certainly no way we are going to “take the bracket down” because a commenter wants us to. I mean, look at the number of comments. Kyle has hit on a gold mine here!

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  • Move Closer March 17, 2014 at 7:33 pm

    I want to know why Don Tollefson isn’t in the field of 64. Shouldn’t he at least be in a play-in spot.

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    • Crossing Broad Moderator March 17, 2014 at 8:02 pm

      The winner will be presented with a commemorative CB t-shirt at Chickie’s & Pete’s. Since Don will be unavailable for 8 to 10 years, there was no point in having him participate.

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  • Wil March 17, 2014 at 7:34 pm

    Yup Kyle Alex did. I have the email to prove it. He sent it to me.

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  • H. Himmler March 17, 2014 at 7:48 pm

    Colleen Wolfe looks like a burn victim

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    • JG March 17, 2014 at 8:05 pm

      Hey, she’s the only reason to watch those old CSN Sports Vault shows. It sure isn’t to watch 4 dopes in mullets!

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  • Angelo's Inner Voice March 17, 2014 at 7:53 pm

    Where’s my last comment?

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  • Ghost of Steve Fredericks March 17, 2014 at 7:54 pm

    Josh Innes’ girlfriend looks like she enjoys messy facials

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  • Lepricoon March 17, 2014 at 8:04 pm

    Oook Reese can pick up his award around back

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  • Mikey Mess March 17, 2014 at 8:16 pm

    The best part of this post is that there’s not 1 stinking comment about frickin’ Villanova.

    (Oh, dammit!)

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    • Tom Bigby March 17, 2014 at 10:42 pm

      Ok, now how about a Garden State Brickface & Stucco commercial?

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  • @SteveFromPhilly March 17, 2014 at 9:33 pm

    Lynam vs Apody is brutal.
    They’re both horrendous.

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    • Angelo's Inner Voice March 17, 2014 at 10:30 pm

      Gotta go with the hooters then, my friend. That means Dei.

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  • Harry Kalas March 17, 2014 at 9:50 pm

    Im a filthy rotten corpse that is currently being consumed by greasy maggots.

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  • Lindros' Long Lost Ellio's Pizza Commercial March 17, 2014 at 10:05 pm

    Farzetta is my dark horse to take it all!

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    • Turtle Golden March 17, 2014 at 10:31 pm

      Farzetta loves getting F’d in his A

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  • kittenmittens March 17, 2014 at 10:37 pm

    Toss the whole WIP bracket in the garbage. I’M NOT PUTTING UP WITH THEIR CRAP TODAY!

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    • kittenmittens March 17, 2014 at 10:39 pm

      Missanelli… OUTRIGHT!!

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    • Di & Rhea March 17, 2014 at 11:14 pm

      Just give Rob Ellis a bye to the finals. If Angelo were to win, his head wouldn’t fit into the studio.
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  • Ricky Riccardo March 17, 2014 at 10:42 pm

    It’s an outrage!

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    • Di & Rhea March 17, 2014 at 10:43 pm

      Don’t you have a new city to pester?

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  • Sara Lockard March 17, 2014 at 10:51 pm

    Kyle,

    For a mere $2500, I can link this contest on my All About Philly website. It’s a $10,000 value, but for a limited time, you are eligible for a 75% discount. Imagine the exposure if we can hook up!

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  • Kenny March 17, 2014 at 11:04 pm

    WTF!!! You gave Glen Macnow a 12 seeding? That`s terrible and WHERE`S Jody Mac at? Awesome idea though!!

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    • Angelo's Inner Voice March 17, 2014 at 11:10 pm

      Did you read the owners’ manual? The top seeds go to the daytime radio hosts. Night. weekends and fill-ins get the scraps.(That’s why Big Daddy isn’t a #2 seed – yeah, that’s it!)

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  • Pat "The Fister" Misch March 17, 2014 at 11:23 pm

    voting for a finals showdown of Howard Eskin t. vs Howard Eskin r.

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  • cmdnj March 17, 2014 at 11:45 pm

    No Sonny Hill?

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    • Mikey Mess March 17, 2014 at 11:56 pm

      Phil from Mt Airy is going to channel Sonny Hill.

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  • Vladimir March 18, 2014 at 12:49 am

    Umm, G Cobb said he’s outta here LIKE ME, he isn’t really off the radar…..get this special team cum-in-throat fake ass linebacker Reese outta here and bring in a real linebacker, vote for G, Your Authentic Black Republican candidate.

    Also, Sonny Hill, Ray Diddy, Mike Miss, Howard Eskin, even Ant are what Josh Innes is not. Josh Innes can stick a cheeto up his ass, video record it, and talk about it for half the show…..waste of life.

    If Eskin radio or tv doesn’t win, then D Gunn or Amy Fadool or Sheil Kapadia better win.

    I’m outta here like myself.

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  • David Murphy March 18, 2014 at 12:52 am

    I will dedicate David Montgomery’s left nut if I win….once I pull it out of my throat.

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  • Phil from Mt. racist March 18, 2014 at 1:25 am

    Since Phil from Mt.airy has gotten the boot he has to hate white people 10x more.

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    • William Rhodes March 18, 2014 at 8:19 am

      Phil was on the radio on Sunday. He hasn’t gotten the boot, nor should he. He does a great job.

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  • Mikey March 18, 2014 at 3:35 am

    Field of 64? That is a violation. I invented the field of 64! Now let me get back to stealing Gargano’s stuff. Violation…..Classic….

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  • Seany B YO March 18, 2014 at 3:38 am

    Did anyone hear me talking about Skyler Diggins last week?
    “Homegirl is beauoooootiful”.
    I try so hard to pretend I am from the hood.

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  • Anthony "I look like a fucking ape" Gargano March 18, 2014 at 4:15 am

    Do I have to take Howie Roseman’s cock out of my mouth when I accept the trophy? If you’ll excuse me I have to stop typing now, I don’t like to put my Eagles pom poms down for more than 2 minutes at a time. I’m such a pathetic, kiss ass cunt.

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    • Mrs G March 18, 2014 at 7:46 am

      Pathetic waste of space! Momma told me I shoulda married Mike Missanelli!

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      • William Rhodes March 18, 2014 at 8:20 am

        Missanelli? He’s from Bristol.

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        • Bristol April 1, 2014 at 10:19 pm

          So is crystal meth and neighborhoods full of smelly welfare people, so what?

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  • Hugh Douglas March 18, 2014 at 8:56 am

    Who is worse than Hollis Thomas, a.k.a. the Rooney rule, on the radio. He does nothing but laugh at the stupid shit that Angelo and Al say. Even Rhea with her small tits doesn’t laugh as much as him. He even makes Sean Brace sound intelligent.

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    • Hollis Thomas' FUBA March 18, 2014 at 9:23 am

      You’ll have to excuse me but I can’t find my dick through this fat mess.

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  • And Now a Moment from our sponsor March 18, 2014 at 10:04 am

    If Gary Papa was still alive, he would win easily.

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  • Ike Reeses' coke drip March 19, 2014 at 7:33 pm

    Only hosts that are credible is Ray didinger the GOD. Rob ellis is knowledgeable, Ike Reese is a racist has been lifetime special teamer who bullys that mouse michael barkann all day long. Mikey miss is a douce bag but funny as a MOFO, Bruno and Mayes are pretty funny , but the soundbites are a little too much. Brace and marks well, they took enough for one day on here. Gargano thinks hes best friends with every athlete he interviews DUDEEEE THATS AWESOMEEEE.

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  • Missanellis Brotha suit March 19, 2014 at 7:51 pm

    Get my boy Jeremiah Trotter on the regular on 97.5. He shits on that alien ike resse anyday…and he was a starter not a lifetime gatorade filler.

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  • Tony Bruno FAUX March 19, 2014 at 8:04 pm

    We need less “brothas” on philly sports talk. For the simple reason anytime someone calls out a black athletes for an actual lack of hustle or heart (mcnabb) or being a DIVA, every black host gets their back up…..SEE= IKE REESE

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