Upon signing with the Jets, Michael Vick wrote a letter to Eagles fans (published on Philly.com), saying in part:
I would like to thank the Eagles and the entire city of Philadelphia. I was honored to be their quarterback and took the privilege to heart every day. I especially want to thank Jeffrey Lurie and Andy Reid, who gave me the opportunity. I want to thank my teammates, who were not just coworkers, but friends. I also want to thank the millions of fans who cheered and supported our team.
Meanwhile, his asshole brother:
It’s almost as if Marcus has become a parody of himself. Mike, for the most part, was embraced just about as well as anyone could have expected given his history. I can’t wait to see how Marcus handles trashy Jets fans the minute his brother throws his first interception. New York is like meathead Philly. This won’t end well for that free-riding weirdo.

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I’ze so ecksited dat Ima get to spunj off Mike in da NYC! Fuck you Eagles for givvin Mike a job outta prizon an all dat shit! Time to selabrayt and rayp me some unnderage hoes at gunpoynt, layta niggaz.
I feel bad for how hard this made me laugh. Thanks I guess?
And this is why Michael is where he is in life (provider) and Marcus is where he is (parasite)
I really wish Marcus would just shut the fuck up
If it wazn’t for da fact that we already be in NY settin up our new condo, I’d bash yo white azz for commentz like dat. L8ter h8ters, you jes be jealous of da sucess me and Mikel has now in da big apple.
Yo all eagles fanz be trippin once da Jets make da playoffs and da eagles flop witout Mikel’s guidance fo dat skinny white boy QB.
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Mike is left handed.. Why is he signing with his right hand??? Never mind, it’s his ‘write’ hand.
Good riddance to the entire Vick family. Assholes each and everyone of them.
I’se be movin on up to the east-side, to a delux apartment in the sky.
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I’ve always wondered if Mike secretly uses Marcus’ twitter account to express his true feelings. Like he knows based on his past that he can’t possibly say these things or he would be destroyed by the media, so instead he uses his brother’s twitter as an outlet.
Nothing is better than the mvFIVE username. This piece of shit still thinks he needs to display his number like plays or something.
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