And this post doesn’t even include a Joshua Harris reference! Oops…
Laura Goldman of Naked Philadelphian passed along this picture of Jeffrey Lurie, his disproportionately younger and more attractive wife, Tina, Darth Vader Comcast CEO Brian Roberts, Mrs. Vader, and World Bank President Jim Yong Kim. The photo was taken at a fundraiser for Project Home, a charity that aims to end homelessness in Philadelphia through donations and swanky parties where the mega rich swap stories about how mega rich and powerful they are and discuss plans to put in place policies that, ostensibly, make people homeless. And, you know, where they eat $1,000 lobster tails.
Also in attendance were Jon Bon Jovi, huge weirdo David Gregory, Bob Casey, Michael Nutter, and Phillies owners Bill Giles and the rarely-seen John Middleton, who I’m pretty sure is bankrolling Cliff Lee’s contract out of change found in his sofa.
Goldman has more on the dinner, including a picture of Middleton, who apparently opts to sit out of camera view behind home plate at Phillies games.
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Policies? Not polices
HEY KYLE,
Let’s not attack these guys, I have a couple feelers out there trying to get one of these big wigs to finance the CB golf outting (a tradition like none other). Also maybe we should bash Kacie Mcnicetitties either. I sent her a tinder message asking her if she can be one of the girls that sits and watches if somebody makes a hole in one on the par three. Giddy up Kacie! gallup on out there to number 4 and make sure nobody cheats.
I was thinking long drive gets some Eagles tickets
Closest to the pin gets a free blowie from Candy from the Oak who isn’t even funny anymore.
There are richer people out there than me?
I AM OUTRAGED! I’m calling Obama right now to rectify this situation.
it’s not that they’re rich.. it’s that they’re rich liberals who do things like this to act like they give a shit about poor people. it makes them feel good without actually going out and helping anyone.. and they’re so detached from reality that they don’t realize how ridiculous they look throwing a crazy expensive party to “support” homeless people..
Nobody cares about your politics on this blog, cumstain.
You do, clearly.
….Said absolutely no one.
Let me see, the tall guy in the center got his money from his bright father who founded Comcast. The fat guy on the left got his money to buy the team off his rich auntie after he failed in the movie business. Basically, there limousine liberals get together to bask in their own glow and find ways to shake their respective customer bases down and redistribute it to the underachieving.
Yes, they are 2 of the biggest frauds in Philly, but somehow manage to continue stealing peoples’ money.
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no reason to be intimidated by them. don’t be afraid to call them out on their stupid moves with your fave sports team.
Jeff lurie is a joke and if he was successfull in life he would of owned the patriots but because he is a loser he owns the eagles you see he did not have the long term capital to buy the patriots because the patriots were a financial sieve and he didn’t have the capital. So his mommy bought him the iggles. Because a welfare case can make money buying \ owning the iggles. So he owns the eagles which makes me believe the city is truly poor because we have a Boston owning the team. Jerry spent the first 30 years of life in Boston. Lurie is a flaming douche. Any troll can make money owning the iggles. Funny douches like lurie push this age thing separation in mainstream culture but lurie marries a chick who is old enough to be his granddaughter. F dumb ass owners and American culture
Jeffy spent the first 30 years of life in Boston. Glad I am not an iggles fan never root for a douche. Lurie is true definition of a fraud
Gay Jeffy’s ‘wife”?? STOP IT
He’s a cockswallowing ass fucker