Chase Utley Will Miss the Home Opener with the Flu

Kyle Scott - April 8, 2014

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OH NO! NOT MY CHASE! IT’S HIS FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR! IT’S CHRISTMAS! I NEED KASHMIR AND I NEED IT NOW:

OK. Now I feel better. Get well soon, Chase.

21 Comments

  • 3 Finger Lenny April 8, 2014 at 12:19 pm

    Heard he’s pulling a Lindros & is hungover

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  • CTown Dan Griffoni April 8, 2014 at 12:24 pm

    Well he can pull me anytime and do the swankity cabobbity with me all night!

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  • Maxie April 8, 2014 at 12:26 pm

    And so it begins. Next it will be rheumatoid arthritis, LOL!

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  • Your Mother April 8, 2014 at 12:27 pm

    I bet he has the Flu in his knees.

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  • Informed April 8, 2014 at 12:28 pm

    “he knows how to battle the flu the right way!”………says every member of the utley cult

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    • FREE KWAME!!! April 8, 2014 at 1:22 pm

      No one battles the flu like chase.

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  • Chase Utley's knees April 8, 2014 at 12:32 pm

    Cough, cough, wheeze………. Can’t wait to get over this flu.

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  • Stephen A. Smith April 8, 2014 at 1:24 pm

    If this was Jimmy Rollins or Desean Jackaon, all of PhilaKKKdelphia would be in an uproar.

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    • Dan Griffoni April 8, 2014 at 4:39 pm

      I’d like to be up your roar if you know what i mean…

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  • step 3: make her open the box (of flu shots) April 8, 2014 at 1:30 pm

    Seriously, wtf is it with this team and the flu? Is flu code for something else in their locker room?

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    • tom April 8, 2014 at 5:11 pm

      yeah…knees

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  • Marcus Hayes April 8, 2014 at 1:37 pm

    Typical.

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  • Mike Missanelli's Arteries April 8, 2014 at 1:57 pm

    VIOLATION

    AWW POOR CHASE UTLEY HAS THE FLU. IF JIMMY HAD THE FLU, EVERYONE WOULD BE OKAY WITH IT. BUT CHASE GETS A FREE PASS BECAUSE HE HAS THE SAME SKIN COLOR AS RILEY COOPER.

    DOES ANYONE INTELLIGENT ACTUALLY LISTEN TO MY SHOW?

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  • $25MIlPieceofShit April 8, 2014 at 2:19 pm

    It’s a shame the Big Piece of Shit, Captain KKKKKKKKKKK, didn’t get the flu. Enjoy 3 big whiffs today sheep……

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    • teamozzy April 8, 2014 at 3:08 pm

      Who’s the sheep Howard or fans who watch the game? You weren’t very clear.

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  • Magic Johnson's Aids April 8, 2014 at 3:09 pm

    Pussy

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    • Budweiser April 9, 2014 at 4:15 am

      Bravo, bravo…..love this place b/c of comments like this

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  • Gary The Retard April 8, 2014 at 5:26 pm

    Shoo, Shoo, retarded flu.

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  • Budweiser April 9, 2014 at 4:16 am

    Led Zepplin is for homos

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    • Tom Beck April 9, 2014 at 10:50 am

      Not only that, but homos who can’t spell.

      Led Zeppelin, however, is for people who like mind blown by high capacity gut busting rock and roll. But also, they’re acoustic stuff is great too. I love the third album.

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  • rellis April 9, 2014 at 11:36 am

    Imagine the outcry if this was Hamels!!! Pretty boy can’t pitch with a sore tummy. Since it’s St. Chase, the flu is acceptable.

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