DeSean Jaccon Missed the Start of Redskins OTAs Because He’s on a Private Island

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The Redskins are one of the few teams holding early official team workouts, which began today. As one of the teams with a new coach, they’re allowed to hold their Phase 1 workout program about two weeks early. No big deal. It’s not mandatory (most players, including RGIII, are there, however) and it’s basically a routine workout session where coaches can’t even be present for the on-field portion. But. But being the new guy on the team, trying to repair a rightfully or wrongfully destroyed image, it would probably be in DeSean Jaccson’s and the team’s best interest if he, you know, showed up.

That report would be correct, since DeSean’s Instagram (the source of everything– herr meh, DC bloggers ??) places him either on a private island or at a car show in California (but pretty sure it’s the private island):

http://storify.com/crossingbroad/jaccpot

I am so excited for the DeSean Jaccson era in D.C. So excited. We already have Redskins greats like Mark Rypien coming out of the woodwork saying that DeSean has to step up and represent the storied number 11 for the Skins:

“That number is huge,” he said. “That’s my number. That number signified something. It signified being a Redskin, being a true team player. I’m going to hold you accountable for that number. I’m excited he’s here, but he’s also wearing my number. I hope he keeps it to a high standard.”

Since Rypien wore it, No. 11 has signified Casey Weldon, Patrick Ramsey, Mike Espy, Devin Thomas and Aldrick Robinson. And Rypien’s higher standard? It’s really high. [Super Bowl.]

Wonder what the private island signifies?

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32 Responses

  1. if i died right now, the last two things i googled would be “how did dinosaurs become extinct” and “are salted peanuts fattening.”

  2. can you PLEASE allow the word N1GGER to be posted for posts about desean. that word so applies here.

      1. Agreed! Even if the word is permitted exclusively for DeSean Jackson posts, that would be fine. It’s pretty much the only time I even need it.

  3. He obviously wasn’t paying attention last year; the appropriate excuse for missing OTAs is ‘sconce shopping.’

  4. non story this vacation was planned when he was assuming he was still going to be an eagle.

    1. To me, it is a story. Planned or not, he’s on a new team now. I would think a truly dedicated player would want to get to know that new team, wouldn’t he?

      Of course, if can’t afford to cancel the trip and go another time, that’s another story.

    2. De-Jacc is dislexic, he thought the saying went like this. “There is no Team without “I”. Dude is all about himself, you’d figure for the shit he’s been taking lately he’d have showed up to OTA’s and forget about chillin’ with his bros on vacation.

  5. US Customs is pretty strict about letting parasites into the country.

  6. Every pose in all this asshole’s pictures are fuckin’ gang poses!!! That’s exactly how all gang members pose for pictures. But I believe him. He’s not a gang member! Ahhh! Ha! Ha! Ha! Did I mention I HATE that motherfucker???

    1. Laying on a beach holding a football is a gang pose? Stupid son of an ignorant bitch.

    2. Anyone who really thinks this pussy wannabe is in a gang probably also thinks Justin Bieber is a bad motherfucker.

  7. I am so fucked this season……how many prima donnas can Snyder keep signing?

    Maybe we’ll get a good 1st round pick….oh, wait.

    *sigh*

  8. I really don’t give a flying fuck about this clown anymore.

  9. Sneakers by the pool.
    Sneakers on the beach.
    Got-a B readi 4 when dat b-ball game breaks out.

  10. Looks like DJaccoff is using that new money from the Foreskins to take his boyz on vacation. Dumb shit will b broke by Week 8. Oh yeah he’z outta the country and letting everyone know he’z not home. Time to rob his house.

  11. I wish deesean would sell stock on himself so I could short the phucc out of those shares and then buy his house from him when it forecloses. My dad said that’s a bad idea tho bc blaccs always stink and they always have painted glass all over the house.

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