Is This the Worst Penguins Jersey of All-Time?

There’s a cross-state battle looming on the horizon. It’s just far enough off to keep from talking about it, but just close enough to think about. Tonight, the Flyers can inch closer to a showdown with Pittsburgh in the second round. So… let’s start our Yinzer hate now, especially since the Rangers are kind of boring and don’t really have anyone we intensely dislike (yet– Dan Carcillo may play tonight).

Jersey foul

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I have no idea what this wayward Penguins fan is doing in Flyers territory, in Delaware. I can only assume he’s protesting his mounting debt at MBNA. But that’s not the worst part about this picture, which is obviously the customized sweater. Under no circumstances, no matter your allegiance, is this acceptable. If you’re going to do this sort of thing, at least have the decency to make it dark enough so that people can read it, or use duck tape. I hate the Penguins with every fiber of my being and even I’m slightly offended by this.


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ROOT Sports made a delightful – if not intentional – error when spelling Sergei Bobrovsky’s name. You’d think it was just a simple mistake, but then you’ll be reminded of the time one of their producers intentionally withheld evidence of a Flyers goal from the league and figure that, yeah, they probably did this on purpose. Boobrovksy. Heh.

Matt Cooke 

He’s not a Penguin anymore, but he’s still got some of that blood in him:

Carry on. Is it 8 yet?


12 Responses

  1. He’s probably a Yinzer going to UD. There’s a lot of NYC and West Pennsyltucky trash there.

  2. HEY KYLE,

    I was wondering do you get noticed often in public? Do people come up to you and say hey Kyle I am so and so, I comment all the time? If so, do you enjoy this fame and glory or do you resent it?

    Your loyal supporter,

  3. Why are people always so obsessed with the Penguins? It makes us look mentally weak as a fan base. If they make you that angry, you might have some serious issues. It’s just a group of guys playing a sport for a city. Now let’s focus on the Rangers and worry about the Penguins if/when the time comes.

  4. The mounted penguin is easily their worse jersey, the Mario lemieux jerseys are there best by far. I don’t like the ones they wear now because I hate that millennium gold. I like the Steelers yellow better like how the Steelers penguins and pirates are the same colors.
    I hate their Carolina blue jerseys

  5. That “knee” didn’t even connect. Those announcers made it sound the McSorely attack…lol

  6. Always a Penguin, I guess.

    Cooke should be suspended for the rest of the playoffs and maybe more. No excuse for that kind of garbage. None at all.

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