Listen: Jonathan Papelbon Farts at Reporters Questions (Literally)

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From the department of you can’t make this shit up, here’s audio obtained by CB of Jonathan Papelbon farting on-at-around-in the general vicinity of reporters today. Our tipster tells us that Papelbon, who was irked by questions about his velocity, lifted his leg and fired in the general direction of Derrick Gunn.

Multiple sources have confirmed the flatulence. You can hear it at the 23-second mark:

It even registered a small, yet visible spike in GarageBand:

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Our tipster also passes along this nugget– that Cliff Lee belched at reporters last night as he walked toward the media scrum. He told them he had just eaten some fish.

Reporters weren’t too happy with either event.

Fun times in the Phillies’ clubhouse.

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28 Responses

  1. I think that fart lacked some velocity. The reporters should’ve asked him about that.

  2. I told you dumbass flyer fans that the Rangers would wipe the floor with the Orange & black but you didn’t believe me.

    What you got to say now dummies,this series will be over in 6 games,and you fat funky cheesesteak heads can talk all the shit you want but you guys know this series is pretty much over.

    1. Your life was over before it even started nigga, that’s why you’re here trolling a Philly sports blog!

      Suck it ya fag!

      1. Wrong dumbass,let me guess you’re from the mean streets of South Philly.

        Anyway I’ll continue to visit this site until Philadelphia sports fans stop trolling our New York sports blogs,as well as stop calling our sports talk shows,with your empty threats about what Philly fans will do when you cowards see a New Yorker wearing a Rangers jersey,that’s what you guys say when you call into our stations.

        1. No, I’m from the mean streets of the suburbs, but this is the internet and I can talk all the shit I want on your candy ass, because you’re a fag and I’ll kick your ass even if I became quadriplegic. Just like you’re so tough that you can act like people online are all pussies irl because I’m sure that anyone would be intimidated of you if you left mommy’s basement. Although I don’t believe that intimidated is the word I think of when I see a fat slob that looks like he enjoys banging kids, but you get what I’m saying, right?

          And your Rangers fan started that fight and got his ass kicked like the fag that he is.

          Get a life ya fag!

  3. Tssst tsss… That’s the only gas he’s thrown all season, am I right? Fuck yea! Tsss tsssst

  4. Ah yes! Jonathan Papelbon and Cliff Lee. Two of the finest and classiest people to wear a Phillies uniform!

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