Please Add Bleacher Report’s Matt Miller to Your Sh*t List

Kyle Scott - April 2, 2014

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His name is Matt Miller. He has a finely tailored beard. He, according to his Twitter, is a husband, father, NFL & NFL Draft Lead Analyst at Bleacher Report, Madden contributor, Pro Football Writers of America member and self-styled draft expert. He relies on tired clichés. He’ll be playing the lead role of Lazy National Writer in Hack this evening:

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FUNNY!

UPDATE: His LinkedIn is positively delicious, like a tasty treat:

Bleacher Report
October 2010- Current
The most read author in the history of Bleacher Report. Specializing in national NFL content, video analysis and NFL draft content.

Mpix.com-MpixPro.com
August 2006- May 2011
Social Networking | Community Administrator | Marketing Copywriter

New Era Scouting
June 2006- Current
President | Director of Scouting | Lead Scout

Joplin Crusaders
2007, 2008 Seasons
Special Teams Coordinator | Secondary Coordinator | Recruiting Specialist

Liberal High School
2006, 2007 Seasons
Varsity Football Coach
Positions: QB, RB, FB, CB, FS, SS

Specialties: NFL Draft, football scouting, football coaching, social media techniques, video analysis.

Cool beans, sir. Cool beans.

30 Comments

  • Bob Loblaw April 2, 2014 at 11:45 am

    Completely disagree with this. The city loved Djax. The reporter is an idiot.

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    • The One April 2, 2014 at 12:25 pm

      I wouldn’t be surprised one bit if he gets booed coming back to Philly. I think people were fed up with his on the field attitude more than anything else.

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  • Andy Reid's Taint April 2, 2014 at 11:47 am

    Someone please slash his tires

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  • Les Bowen's Twitter Account April 2, 2014 at 11:48 am

    Another national asshole trots out a tired cliche’. Maybe we will throw snowballs at Jackson as well. Fuck this douche bag.

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  • Mumbly Stairs April 2, 2014 at 11:49 am

    I’ve often wondered where my shaven pubes wind up after I flush. Take good care of them, Mr. Miller.

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  • Walter Sobchak April 2, 2014 at 11:49 am

    What a douche canoe. If he writes at Bleacher Report he’s likely a hack anyway. All of their writers are pretty bad.

    The stereotyping and generalization of Philadelphia is really old at this point. Just about everywhere is the same and in recent memory, Philly isn’t nearly as bad as some other places where there are stabbings and gang related murders happening outside of stadiums…

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  • Sean Devlin April 2, 2014 at 11:50 am

    He works for Bleacher Report. The site with the most worthless listicles and “sports journalism” (generous term) around. You can’t take that site seriously.

    Also, who uses D batteries in 2014?

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    • Kyle Scott April 2, 2014 at 11:53 am

      Porn stars. Porn stars use them.

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      • Sean Devlin April 2, 2014 at 12:04 pm

        Well played Kyle, well played.

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      • Faux Kyle April 2, 2014 at 12:23 pm

        And Ms CB

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    • Tazed Fan at CBP April 2, 2014 at 12:23 pm

      I only use Lithium batteries

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      • Joe Mac April 2, 2014 at 1:01 pm

        Don’t you mean Lithium capsules?

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  • Andy Schreiber April 2, 2014 at 11:59 am

    “Lighten up, Francis.”

    If we’re not careful we’re going to go from being labeled as the worst/most negative fan base (a label that is undeserved & far from the truth) to the most oversensitive fan base.

    I don’t know about you all, but I think I’d rather be unjustly labeled as the former than rightly labeled as the latter.

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  • Shepard Wong April 2, 2014 at 11:59 am

    And lonely housewives.

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  • LOL April 2, 2014 at 12:04 pm

    Look at the source – Bleacher Report? Who gives a shit. Giving this guy any kind of attention is exactly what he wants. The guy is worthless and he’s unsuccessfully trying to make a name for himself.

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  • The Big Show April 2, 2014 at 12:07 pm

    his beard game is tight

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    • Budweiswer April 2, 2014 at 2:50 pm

      I hope you are being sarcastic. That growth is pitiful and shouldn’t even be called a “beard.” Looks like what Kyle could grow.

      Reply
  • Kofi Kingston April 2, 2014 at 12:29 pm

    It really doesnt bother me when these no name local writers (esp one from Bleacher Report) comes out w/ the old cliche. It just proves how dumb and lazy he is. I just think they do it to piss is off and sometimes it works but who cares. Anyone in the country who follows any kind of sports knows Mid-Atlantic Baltimore/Washington fans dont even come close to Philly when it comes to fans. So as their old hockey coach Bruce Boudreau once said on HBO’s 24/7…..”fuck em.”

    You cant take this guy seriously when he says “video analysis,” yea, Im sure hes a great NFL video analyst. Fuck off.

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  • Jaccpot Records April 2, 2014 at 12:30 pm

    Matt laCs good WriTin sCills ya her meh?! GOD HAS A PLAN FO PHILLY. ThroWin batteries?!?! Dats ratChet. 100! Peace and love! Stay grindin! Ya her meh?!?!?! 100!!

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  • Bacc in Blacc April 2, 2014 at 12:41 pm

    I can’t believe this DB would attacc us like that! I would stacc Philly fans next to any other teams’ baccers. He’s a real sticc in the mud if he thinks he can attracced readers with this sort of biccering.

    Reply
  • Maxie April 2, 2014 at 12:50 pm

    No everyone is dressing up as Santa Clause and throwing fake snowballs. That about covers the rest of the country’s misconception of Eagles fans. What a douchebag this guy is. I am sure the opposite will happen with a lot of fans. A lot of people are upset over this and the Eagles non-communication or explanation. We will see what develops.

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  • Del tha Funkee Homosapien April 2, 2014 at 12:50 pm

    Hey PlaYa Grindd haRd DjaX izz DAAA Mosttt overrated WIde RecEIvUhhh yn Daa NfL fuCKn Ya MeAn ALLLL Heee Had GOn FO”’ HiM Iz $pEED reeL TalK WesTTT $IDe yA DiGg???

    Reply
  • jarvis April 2, 2014 at 12:57 pm

    How i do i get the new Itunes??

    Reply
  • MM April 2, 2014 at 12:57 pm

    Seriously…look at this guys pic……. look again, How ugly and desperate is the bitch who spread her legs for this bucket with handles? This pic screams frustrated nerd/wanna be cool kid. I could be making assumptions, maybe he and his partner were allowed to adopt a cambodian child. They def had a “keg room” at his frat. Has ears like mickey, works for bleacherreport, nothing to see here.

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    • Budweiswer April 2, 2014 at 2:54 pm

      LOL, already was a classic post but “keg room” put it over the top.

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  • Marvin Monroe April 2, 2014 at 12:58 pm

    You probably just should have ignored it. You probably just tripled his page views by mentioning it here. It’s Bleacher Report. Most of the writers are unpaid.

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  • Pope Bend-a-dick April 2, 2014 at 1:33 pm

    He’s cute! Just want to bend him over!

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  • Budweiswer April 2, 2014 at 2:52 pm

    “Finally tailored beard?” You forgot to write the last part, “for a middle school student.”

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  • ej April 3, 2014 at 4:21 am

    why don’t we just throw batteries at Matt Miller instead?

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  • bob April 3, 2014 at 7:56 am

    This article just lives up to the Philadelphia fan stereotype. “Add him to the sh!t list.” This city is full of miserable losers.

    Reply
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