And, yep, this is spectacular.
Credit to reader Brandon for the tip here– this a Craigslist post looking for “sexy exotic dancers, some escorts, and well built & discreet women over 18” for a MAJOR NFL PLAYER birthday party this weekend. The posting, before it’s removed:
There is a Major NFL Player Birthday party this Saturday, and we are looking for Sexy Exotic Dancers, some Escorts, and well built & discreet women over 18 that need to make some quick money. There will be mature, established, professional men attending this party. No Experience needed. If interested in working at the party, Email us with current Pics & a your Phone number. “Serious replies only, This is a ONE DAY Event “*
I am giddy.
A quick check of the Eagles’ roster shows that Bryan Braman, Jeremy Maclin, Lane Johnson and Bryce Brown all have birthdays coming up within the next week or so. Whomever it is, they’re being smart about it. I had an informant – HELLLLLLLO BOYYYS! – reach out and request details and the response simply said that it was a birthday party and that no further details would be given until they got pics, at which point, assuming the applicant passes that test, there will be a phone call.
This is how your baller sausage is made.
45 Comments
which eagles players have birthdays the 1st week in May?
Read the article he did the work for u…
“A quick check of the Eagles’ roster shows that Bryan Braman, Jeremy Maclin, Lane Johnson and Bryce Brown all have birthdays coming up within the next week or so.”
Clearly its Bryce brown. No doubt
That was my first thought.
Tempted. So fucking tempted.
A guy wants to get his dick wet and it’s a big deal? C’monnnnnn Man!
I swear on sweet baby Jesus that this posting better not be for my baby Bryce. Ain’t no whore, slut or escort good enough for my Bry Bry. Oh lordy lord lord.
I look forward to spreading my wings this weekend
Winner winner chicken dinner
Yes! I’m totally sending my pics in for this… maybe LeSean will be there. I can tell him he is the daddy. #SURPRISE
As long as there are no black chicks there… I am in!
P.S. Fuck Magic Johnson and his AIDS
FYI…id check NFL players (non-eagles) with local ties that have birthdays coming.
Why do the blacks have all the fun?
Should also add ” absolutely no tipping”
That’s fantastic. Nice work
I want to go, but I am certainly not discrete.
I’m going no matter what. I need $1200 to buy some more meth.
Its a black guy
I’m available!
Kyle you should get Princes Sass to go undercover for this. She’d do it for free, that little yinzer slunt.
I will be there running the concierge table. Also, anyone desiring an ad in the event program should contact my website. The cost is $500 and Paypal is accepted
Gay Jeffy has Chip’s cock ALL THE WAY down his throat.
Imagine the stench in that room. Even being Aids, id probably opt out of that party.
Keep an eye on Marcus Vick’s twitter. Come to think of it, Kyle should just make it a live feed on the site.
Well, guess you gotta slam the over on Bryce on that one.
AIDS — make room for me too.
MMMMMmmmm i can’t wait to squirt all over that party.
I’ll be there in smell only!
We applied, still waiting for an answer.
The add says WOMEN Susie…
Forget calling the number. I will call Jeffrey. He will get me an invite.
Love how the dude caps it at 1900
AIN’T NO WAY I’M PAYIN 2K FO NO HOE!!!
No doubt it’s a black player. They all celebrate every birthday like it’s their sweet 16
Wouldn’t shock me if it’s a Baltimore raven, jets or giants player
are you Sarge Matthews Mr Attendant?
I just RSVP’d
All of those black hammers in one room staring at a white girl will be like the movie Tremors.
Odds are these brothas end up in a gay pile or ordering a bunch of trannies. Bull here.
I’ve been to a few of these parties. The worst part is having to wear a rubber while being blown. Strange that this is being advertised on “Craigslist.” I guess the upfront pics will weed out the cops for the most part, but I’m sure some hot under cover bitch can find some look alike nudes. These men need to be get careful.
Nice post ..keep it us guys !
We really liked this post
It’s gotta be Boykin
Wasn’t there a temple player who got busted for paying for sex