Andy Reid’s Villanova House is For Sale and It Has Some of the Ugliest Interior Decorating I Have Ever Seen

Kyle Scott | May 28, 2014

Everyone has been talking about Andy Reid’s $2.3 million house in Villanova going up for sale. But overlooked is the fact that the interior decorating is hideous at best, and seizure-inducing at worst. Count the shapes:

YO, TAMSTER! Chill with the patterns. Even Tim Burton would’ve thought they were just a little too geometrically diverse for Beetlejuice or any character Johnny Depp has ever played.* How about you mix in some solid accent walls to complement a motif that I can only assume is called Rubix Cube explosion?

*For real, at what point is Burton going to stop casting Depp in white makeup? I’m sure this has been talked about ad nauseam in movie circles, but just look at this list. THESE ARE ALL BASICALLY THE SAME MOVIE!

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