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Your Tuesday Morning Roundup

By Kyle Scott

Published: May 27th, 2014 · 9:27 AM EDT

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Good morning. Today sucks for most people. That new-summer sunburn is just setting in, you may or may not be hungover, and the last thing you want to do is get a tone-deaf email from your boss who is seemingly unaware that you just spent the last three days on the beach, BBQ-ing, or destroying your liver (or a combination of all three) and you just need a few minutes.

Let’s hit it!

 

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Golf. Our friends over at Ron Jaworski Golf are pleased to host our golf outing at RiverWinds, voted one of the best places to play in New Jersey.

Bringin’ Hexy Back. Philly Phaithful’s oh-so-fitting jam.

Tickets. Great deals on Philadelphia Union tickets.

 

The roundup:

#ChaseChat.

Jonathan Papelbon and Howard Eskin nearly went at it on Saturday.

Everymen Jason Kelce, Connor Barwin and Riley Cooper crushed the Shore this weekend.

Josh Beckett no-hit the Phillies, who stink. [I love how Mike Schmidt, immediately after Beckett’s final out, called it a special moment for himself to be able to call a no-hitter during his “little Sunday” thing.]

 

Nats fan makes mother? smell his armpits. H/T to (@QCBari)

Don’t film with your iPad at concerts.

The Inquirer and Daily News are up for auction today. The rival owners will bid in a closed-door auction.

UberX drivers can make over $90k a year.

Former Phillies prospect Jonathan Singleton’s Twitter contains gay insults and weed references.

FIFA is sending takedown notices over Twitter users using the World Cup logo in their avatar. Talk about old-timey thinking.

🙁

Bill Murray crashed some guy’s bachelor party. Mine’s in a few weeks. Is it weird that I’d like Ryan Gosling to crash it?

Fired Mets hitting coach rips Keith Hernandez.

Cliff Lee was not cleared to throw and will likely be on the DL longer than 15 days. Great.

Keep track of how many stadiums and arenas you’ve been to.

LeBron James doesn’t bother with singles.

Johnny Manziel in Vegas.

Kate Upton.

 

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