Dog-Riding Monkeys and Sundresses, Promotions in Baseballtown This Week

Looks like Cowboy Monkey Rodeo makes the Minor League rounds

Looks like Cowboy Monkey Rodeo makes the Minor League rounds

Minor League baseball is fun. It’s cheap, and there’s cheap food, and it’s solid, stakes-free entertainment. But the best part? Every once in a while, there’s a COWBOY MONKEY RODEO. And that time has come, friends.

Tomorrow, at the Reading Fightins game, along with a $1 off all beer Happy Hour, there’s gonna be a goddamn COWBOY MONKEY RODEO which features “Monkeys Riding Dogs Herding Sheep.” It’ll look like that above, but ya know, with sheep. Please, if anyone goes, we’ll be waiting for pictures.

The next day, it’ll be followed up by “First Day of Sundress Season w/ Free Ticket for ALL Fans Wearing a Sundress,” which should be fun for the dozen or so dudes who think they’re the only ones with the idea that they’ll wear a dress and be the talk of the stadium.

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18 Comments

  • K June 17, 2014 at 1:52 pm

    Good lord, that first paragraph was hard to read. It makes Kyle’s work look award winning.

    Your overuse of commas is brutal.

    Reply
    • Charlie Brown June 17, 2014 at 2:58 pm

      You ain’t lying. Holy fuck. Give the poor comma a break. He’s tired.

      Reply
      • Mad Men June 17, 2014 at 3:02 pm

        Ostensibly, you’re correct.

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    • megyn kelly's tits June 17, 2014 at 6:54 pm

      i know i’m drunk but i’ll have to agree with you, bro. i re-read that first “paragraph” a few times before i got it. i think i got it anyway.

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      • Rachel Maddow, Carpet Muncher June 18, 2014 at 8:49 am

        I am a big fan of yours.

        It’s a shame that the person you are attached to is such a cunt.

        Have a nice day.

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  • Doug Glatt June 17, 2014 at 1:59 pm

    I agree with K. Easy on the commas Jim.

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  • Comma King June 17, 2014 at 2:28 pm

    Clearly, Kyle spends as much time screening job applicants as he does on writing original content. No worries though. I have a feeling that Kyle only hired Jim to cover for him during his wedding / honeymoon and once those have passed, Jim will quickly go the way of the other ‘writers’ that have graced the website.

    Dan Fuller who?

    Reply
  • Sean Brace June 17, 2014 at 2:33 pm

    I am such an utter moron, I can’t even believe I have a job on the radio.

    Did somebody say my twat girlfriend was cheating on me? Wow, that took longer than I thought it would.

    See you at Pitcher’s Pub. Bring your girlfriend so I can hit on her.

    Reply
  • Levi from Overbrook Park June 17, 2014 at 2:41 pm

    Which one of you degenerates made up a fake twitter using my name ???

    Reply
    • Jabroni from Broomall June 17, 2014 at 3:23 pm

      Me, Levi. I did it.

      Reply
  • Comma Chameleon June 17, 2014 at 3:10 pm

    You, must, have, been, absent, the, day, your, English, teacher, taught, about, COMMA, SPLICING!

    Reply
  • Your Third Grade English Teacher June 17, 2014 at 3:13 pm

    I’m embarrassed.

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      ,

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  • Abe Simpson June 17, 2014 at 4:27 pm

    I can’t wait to eat that monkey.

    Reply
  • PETA MEMBER June 17, 2014 at 5:24 pm

    I’m very disturbed by this.

    Reply
  • Dildogs June 17, 2014 at 6:45 pm

    Are those dogs are running from Kyle’s toy collection?

    Reply
  • Mikey Mess June 18, 2014 at 7:21 am

    How about a story on porch monkeys?

    Reply
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