Great White Shark Just Going Around Biting Boats off Cape May

Summer is officially here, and with it, come some Great White Shark sightings. Are these just fins in the distance? Guesses of shark or dolphin? Myths? Nope, because that shark up top there ate a whole bag of chum and then tried to bite the boat. According to Gothamist:

“The crew started out the day fishing for the far less fearsome mako shars, an endeavor that was abruptly aborted when a 16-foot great white swam up alongside the boat and casually tore off their supply of chum. A video of the scene reveals that the friends were more perturbed about the lost bait than they were worried about the mammoth monster sinking the boat and murdering them all.

“Was it worth it though?” one woman muses. “I’ll buy you a new chum bag; that was amazing.”

Apparently unsatisfied by her amuse-bouche of bait, the fearsome creature returned a moment later to take an exploratory nibble of the boat’s engine, though ultimately swam away without inflicting any damage.”

Meanwhile, there are some sharks chillin’ off the coast of Queens as well, and I’m just thrilled that when I go fishing I do so in a bay. Ah shit.


23 Responses

  1. You are about 3 days late to the party on this story. You are an embarrassment to the name Jim.

  2. Phillies rookie Ken Giles has looked dominant out of the bullpen.

  3. yea dude, its beautiful. now put a fucking hook in a chum bag and catch that fucker. i thought you were fishing, not trying out for fucking nat geo photographer

  4. Way to keep relevant and up to date on all the latest stories GUYS. Figured for sure we would be seeing a blog post about Hank Baskett tenderly touching a tranny today but instead you wheel out a shark from jersey. LOSERS

    1. I always had them as “docking” kind of guys. Touch tips is SOOO mainstream

  5. #FireJim

    #1 – learn how to fucking embed a video.
    #3 – When will you start providing good content?


  6. Since this post sucks I like to share a story from a year or two ago when I bartended Valley book country club. Ron Jaworski uses the bathroom and does not wash his hands. I personally witnessed the full poppy treatment from Seinfeld. And his wife is a cunt just FYI

    1. A guy I used to work with was friends with Jaworski’s niece. They were at some function with where he and his friends kept yelling “Jaws” once every 10 minutes or show. An intoxicated Jaworski finally came over to the their table and screamed “who wants a fuckin’ piece of me!!!!”

      1. Since I worked there his wife was so “above” me. My fiancé wanted to get married at running dear. I told her no fucking way

    1. Why? Neither one us fat. In fact both are actually what may be consider tiny for adult men.

      1. I think it’s because the Stork twins were both retarded. Just one was more retarded than the other. BTW, Clay Stork died of AIDS in real life. I did like when Egg sticks up for his brother when he takes a chainsaw to Teddy’s Ferrari. SPOILER ALERT: they use the Ferrari’s engine in the boat.

  7. slow ahead? i can go slow ahead, come down here and chum some of this shit.

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