Great White Shark Just Going Around Biting Boats off Cape May

Summer is officially here, and with it, come some Great White Shark sightings. Are these just fins in the distance? Guesses of shark or dolphin? Myths? Nope, because that shark up top there ate a whole bag of chum and then tried to bite the boat. According to Gothamist:

“The crew started out the day fishing for the far less fearsome mako shars, an endeavor that was abruptly aborted when a 16-foot great white swam up alongside the boat and casually tore off their supply of chum. A video of the scene reveals that the friends were more perturbed about the lost bait than they were worried about the mammoth monster sinking the boat and murdering them all.

“Was it worth it though?” one woman muses. “I’ll buy you a new chum bag; that was amazing.”

Apparently unsatisfied by her amuse-bouche of bait, the fearsome creature returned a moment later to take an exploratory nibble of the boat’s engine, though ultimately swam away without inflicting any damage.”

Meanwhile, there are some sharks chillin’ off the coast of Queens as well, and I’m just thrilled that when I go fishing I do so in a bay. Ah shit.

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23 Comments

  • Nobody Gives A..... June 25, 2014 at 3:30 pm

    Fuck about this.

  • Jaws June 25, 2014 at 3:30 pm

    Am I missing something in that picture? Is it supposed to be a video or .gif?

  • JIM June 25, 2014 at 3:35 pm

    You are about 3 days late to the party on this story. You are an embarrassment to the name Jim.

  • In other Philly sports news.... June 25, 2014 at 3:36 pm

    Phillies rookie Ken Giles has looked dominant out of the bullpen.

  • ME June 25, 2014 at 3:38 pm

    yea dude, its beautiful. now put a fucking hook in a chum bag and catch that fucker. i thought you were fishing, not trying out for fucking nat geo photographer

  • JIM AND KYLE TOUCH TIPS June 25, 2014 at 3:45 pm

    Way to keep relevant and up to date on all the latest stories GUYS. Figured for sure we would be seeing a blog post about Hank Baskett tenderly touching a tranny today but instead you wheel out a shark from jersey. LOSERS

    • FUCK these RICH BASTARDS June 25, 2014 at 5:56 pm

      I always had them as “docking” kind of guys. Touch tips is SOOO mainstream

  • Calling Bullshit June 25, 2014 at 3:51 pm

    #FireJim

    #1 – learn how to fucking embed a video.
    #2 – WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT SHARKS
    #3 – When will you start providing good content?

    #FIREJIM #FIREJIM #FIREJIM #FIREJIM #FIREJIM #FIREJIM

  • Ken June 25, 2014 at 3:53 pm

    I see Jim’s really contributing to the site…

  • Jim's Biggest Hater June 25, 2014 at 3:59 pm

    Jim as Quint!

  • Six-figure Scotty June 25, 2014 at 3:59 pm

    Since this post sucks I like to share a story from a year or two ago when I bartended Valley book country club. Ron Jaworski uses the bathroom and does not wash his hands. I personally witnessed the full poppy treatment from Seinfeld. And his wife is a cunt just FYI

    • Budweiser June 25, 2014 at 6:26 pm

      A guy I used to work with was friends with Jaworski’s niece. They were at some function with where he and his friends kept yelling “Jaws” once every 10 minutes or show. An intoxicated Jaworski finally came over to the their table and screamed “who wants a fuckin’ piece of me!!!!”

      • Six figure Scotty June 25, 2014 at 7:59 pm

        Since I worked there his wife was so “above” me. My fiancé wanted to get married at running dear. I told her no fucking way

        • It's a jeep thing you wouldn't understand June 25, 2014 at 9:59 pm

          That jaws show on 97.5 is god awful too

  • The Stork Twins June 25, 2014 at 4:10 pm

    this scene reminds me of kyle & jimbo

    • Budweiser June 25, 2014 at 6:53 pm

      Why? Neither one us fat. In fact both are actually what may be consider tiny for adult men.

      • Mr. Miyagi June 25, 2014 at 8:36 pm

        I think it’s because the Stork twins were both retarded. Just one was more retarded than the other. BTW, Clay Stork died of AIDS in real life. I did like when Egg sticks up for his brother when he takes a chainsaw to Teddy’s Ferrari. SPOILER ALERT: they use the Ferrari’s engine in the boat.

  • Quint June 25, 2014 at 4:23 pm

    Hooper drives the boat chief

  • chief brody June 25, 2014 at 4:32 pm

    slow ahead? i can go slow ahead, come down here and chum some of this shit.

  • Teamozzy June 25, 2014 at 5:43 pm

    Yea, that shark was 16 feet long, and my cock is 13 inches limp…

  • Your choice of bait June 25, 2014 at 7:24 pm

    Would you “chum” Marks, Brace or Missannelli.

  • Hipsters suck June 26, 2014 at 10:42 am

    This was on the news like 4 days ago. No one gives a fuck now. You suck Jim.

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