Let’s All Bid an Emotional Farewell to Scott Hartnell

What’s that? Oh, no, my contact is just a little dry and it’s bothering my eye, I swear. Plus, it’s allergy season and it’s really doing a number on me this year. No, you’re a liar.

We’ll always have the memories.

h/t @Banditmax


29 Responses

  1. Every new commercial we put out we magically tack on another year to our bull shit Nissan dealership record. Come buy a car from me and my weird kids

    1. right there with you, bro. colonial is the worst car dealership unless faulkner anything is still around.

    2. Is going to destroy his marriage.

      We need updates Kyle.

  2. Wonder if he’ll get one more teeth filled with hair from sheenas asshole

  3. jim adair takes it up the ass from dennis rodman while kyle jerks off his micropenis

  4. I’ve been hearing your heartbeat inside of me
    I keepp your photo right beside my bed
    Livin’ in a world of fanticies
    I can’t get you out of my head

    I’ve been waiting for the phone to ring all night
    Why you wanna make me feel so good
    I got a love of my own
    Shouldn’t get so hung up on you

    I remember the way that we touched I wish I didn’t like it so much
    I get so emotional, baby
    Every time I think of you
    I get so emotional, baby

    Ain’t it shocking what love can do
    Ain’t it shocking what love can do

    I gotta watch you walk in the room, baby
    I gotta watch you walk out
    I like the animal way you move
    And when you talk I just watch your mouth

    1. Back in the kitchen for you missy.

      If we wanted your opinion we would’ve asked.

      And btw,hurry up with the ham sandwiches,the fellas are getting hungry.

    2. not every dude is a mispgynist scumbag with a shitty sense of humor. my apologies on behalf of men everywhere.

  5. That’s crazzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyy, you can’t have colonial Nissan posting on here and not me.

    That’s crazzzzzzzyyyyyyy

  6. No where near enough clips of Hartnell sliding across the ice on his back, belly, knees… Well generally everything but his skates.

    Great guy. Horrible skater.

      1. Nice job handle stealer. Can you at least spell correctly if you’re going to steel my screename?

    1. Unless you’re in Missouri, and I’m not licensed in your state, but representatives from our company are.

    1. Seriously. It’s like doing a tribute to Neil Little and not showing the flying suplex…

      1. Okay, to be fair, a Neil Little tribute would ONLY be the flying suplex. But you get the idea…

  7. Only three years until we get the RJ Umberger farewell video. Tick, tock, tick, tock…

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