The site above, where you can meet the fellow sad Phillies fan of your dreams, has been around for a little bit, but now happily lives at PhilliesSingles.com. It’s where you can go to find the man or woman you’ve been looking for who will also talk to you about how terrible Ruben is. It’s a sweet deal.
But here’s the thing: It can’t be that great, right? Kyle and I, well … we think we could do better. We already know there’s at least one couple who met through being readers of the site, and we think we can make another love connection. So, here is where we’re introducing CB Singles. Let’s get this out of the way first: this is COMPLETELY 100% ANONYMOUS IN EVERY WAY. We will not post about/pictures of/quotes from any of the entries. It will not be on the site for any of the public to see. But if you’re interested, send a picture of yourself, the standard a/s/l info, some of your interests, and whatever else you want a potential connection to know about you. All we ask is that you be open to a love connection and, if set up on a blind date by us (and you go on it), just report back. That’s all. Once again, this is TOTALLY ANONYMOUS and just for fun/to prove we’re better than Phillies Singles and great matchmakers. [Note: We may use the a/s/l info (no name) and interests to tell readers who we’re pairing and, with your permission, post about the results of your date, at which point you can choose if you’d like to remain anonymous.] It’s gonna be a long, sad, Phillies summer, so we might as well have some fun.
h/t Chris Branch