OH MY GOD NHL 15 GAMEPLAY TRAILER

I was 100% erect until the Patrick Kane shot. Wait, no… still erect.

Side note: I like the proportionally accurate number of mongrel fans with face paint. And someone rocking a throwback Mighty Ducks jersey for a game against the Ducks where the Ducks are wearing current jerseys is the sort of technological details the new systems are capable of. Again, I have an erection.

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Also: There’s an NBA Live 15 trailer and that game will probably stink again.

H/T to reader Matt, (@DanSpencer3)

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22 Comments

  • Ted Danson June 9, 2014 at 2:41 pm

    Fans wearing alternative/throwback jerseys has been in the game for at least five years now…

    • Kyle Scott June 9, 2014 at 2:42 pm

      Don’t ruin my fun.

      • Ted Danson June 9, 2014 at 2:46 pm

        Just saying… I’m as boned up as you are for this game.

  • Flatulus Maximus June 9, 2014 at 2:48 pm

    Congrats on your first erection since receiving the TO nudes.

  • Blumpkin June 9, 2014 at 2:53 pm

    Who wrote this? Jim or Kyle? Or was it a collaborative effort?

    Either way, good work!

  • Calling Bullshit June 9, 2014 at 3:04 pm

    Crossingbroad.com/gamestop

    • Calling Bullshit June 9, 2014 at 3:06 pm

      Get you own handle, Dick

  • Calling Bullshit June 9, 2014 at 3:07 pm

    Yes, I have decided to reply to every asshole that steals this handle today because..well..you are assholes.

    • Your a dope June 9, 2014 at 3:14 pm

      How do we know if you are the original bullshit, or just someone who is stealing your handle?

      Oh, I know, say something douchey.

  • Calling Bullshit June 9, 2014 at 3:11 pm

    Jesus this guy is sad. Why are you stealing my handle?

  • Calling Bullshit June 9, 2014 at 3:13 pm

    I’m sad, but you reply.

    Irony escapes you, I assume.

  • Calling Bullshit June 9, 2014 at 3:14 pm

    Seriously Kyle. Do something about this.

    • Your a dope June 9, 2014 at 3:16 pm

      Yeah because, you know, this is all very important stuff we are building here!

  • You're a dope June 9, 2014 at 3:23 pm

    Yeah, because, you know, more, commas, are always, much, better

    • Your a dope June 9, 2014 at 3:28 pm

      No shit, douche! I just, put all, that shit, in so the Chief Whiner, would have something, else to whine about, besides people stealing, his handle.

    • Calling Bullshit June 9, 2014 at 3:30 pm

      Hey! I don’t need any other dopes fighting my battles for me. I’m well aware how to comment here.

    • Spelling/grammar police are as useful on a blog as h0rseteeth are on a traffic reporter June 9, 2014 at 3:34 pm

      To: “You’re a dope”,

      Actually, his use of comments is correct, because he’s interjecting the phrase “you know” in mid-sentence.

      You must be from lower Delco, where they don’t get past a 4th-grade reading level.

  • When The Comment Sections Died June 9, 2014 at 4:16 pm

    Congratulations, Kyle.

    Every day has turned into a repeat of “Nuke The Comments Friday”.

    You can now devote all of your time to your video game and dog toy.

  • Handle Stealer II June 9, 2014 at 4:36 pm

    When handles get used to make fun of their originators just for the hell of it, the whole concept looses it’s value.

    The worst offenders before last Friday have obviously toned down their rhetoric, and posted alot less than they were before.

    There is no longer any value to hijacking their handles just for the hell of it. We now have a new CB employee to break in…and break down. Let’s stop the handle stealing, and get back to having fun in the comments.

  • Puck Philly Live June 9, 2014 at 5:10 pm

    I’ve seen an extended clip and the NHL 15 is very accurate. The Flyers always come up short in the playoffs and the pixel version of Ed Snider says we have to change the culture around here.

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