This Couple Had Sex in Front of Roughly 2,000 People at the Piazza During USA-Portugal Yesterday

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via Reddit

This is more scoring than you’ll typically see during a soccer game. It’s also 100% more acceptable than the Sea Isle City ocean couple a few weeks back. First off, I’m guessing being naked in your own apartment is completely legal regardless of the size of the windows, yes? Second, this was an adult drinking event to watch the World Cup at the Piazza.* If anything, the sex added to the experience. And third, if we’re being honest, this is about as much clothes as I usually have on while watching Ronaldo play.

Anyway, do you know this couple? Did you see them? Have video? Do send.

*Do you think the Piazza has seen more sexual relations per square foot than any other building cluster in the city? If you haven’t done it there, you’ve certainly either seen people getting down or been in a room next to people getting down. A rogue ass is actually pretty tame for a weekend drinking event.

Turns out the whole discussion on Reddit is about the legality of this sort of thing.

via Jon and Sean Show

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36 Comments

  • johnmatrix June 23, 2014 at 3:02 pm

    this site has to much man ass and not near enough tits.

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    • hi June 23, 2014 at 3:07 pm

      *too

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  • Faux Kyle June 23, 2014 at 3:04 pm

    That’s Kyle consummating his marriage!

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    • johnmatrix June 23, 2014 at 3:24 pm

      if that were the case his dog would be face deep in his ass

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    • Rectal Rooter June 23, 2014 at 3:29 pm

      Agreed, but unsure if it’s Kyle or Jim in the window

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      • Spies Like Us June 23, 2014 at 3:39 pm

        Or both! lol

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  • Princess Sass's finger sniffer June 23, 2014 at 3:33 pm

    Puck Bunnies practicing for the Draft!

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  • Sheckler June 23, 2014 at 3:39 pm

    That’s NWS dude…

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  • Carmen Sandiego June 23, 2014 at 3:41 pm

    I live in the Pizza and I am so horned up right now. Def knocking on their door tonight.
    I don’t think it is gay if you have a threesome with another guy and you don’t touch or look at him. You are still getting yours from the chick whether it is mouth, bhole, vhole. That should be a section on CB…is it gay?

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    • Irish Girl From Caddyshack June 23, 2014 at 4:37 pm

      Why don’t you come inside and help me sort me holy cards. wink wink

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    • Kyle's Lover June 23, 2014 at 4:49 pm

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  • Michael Tandino June 23, 2014 at 3:47 pm

    “Have video?”

    Let’s all take a second to acknowledge that he’s soliciting for amateur porn.

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  • Klye is a tool June 23, 2014 at 4:07 pm

    What do you want the video for so you can see his man ass in action, anyway that’s prob you getting jim

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    • Narcissistic Traffic Floozy that refers to herself as "anchor" June 23, 2014 at 4:17 pm

      Aaron Murray is in town. Unsubstantiated reports that’s his white man’s backside ‘behind center’ in that picture. If you look closely, you can make out a female are from underneath taking a selfie of herself. The math computes. I’m just sayin’

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  • Tony Bruno's head June 23, 2014 at 4:17 pm

    “Kyle”

    By the way, I love to stroke men off into my mouth

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  • This Comments Section is a Joke June 23, 2014 at 4:17 pm

    I love me some man ass.

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  • Tony Bruno's head June 23, 2014 at 4:19 pm

    I use quotations marks the wrong way when i correct spelling

    I love balls

    Reply
  • This Comments Section is a Joke June 23, 2014 at 4:22 pm

    Kyle I’m so glad your back, I missed you so much and everybody was being mean and big dummies on the comment section.

    Please Kyle stop them

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  • The Piazza June 23, 2014 at 4:27 pm

    I’m surprised the windows didn’t break in that piece of shit apartment.

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  • Kyle's Dog June 23, 2014 at 5:04 pm

    Goddammit…..I told you that I don’t like you like that!!!!!

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  • Mr Belvedere June 23, 2014 at 5:11 pm

    Wake me up when it’s a video of some hot lesbo action.

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    • Hank Scorpio June 23, 2014 at 5:32 pm

      Hey Brocktoon; want to have dinner sometime?

      Reply
  • Puzzled? June 23, 2014 at 5:49 pm

    Is that Sean doing John or John doing Sean. Can someone please clarify.

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    • Johnny Marks June 23, 2014 at 9:32 pm

      That’s Mike Trout pounding away at Sean’s backside.

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  • Ralphie Head June 23, 2014 at 5:56 pm

    Baskett and Lurie practicing audbles.

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  • Hoops from 1 Crazy Summer June 23, 2014 at 6:30 pm

    Can’t even get a tit pic. Wtf

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  • Kyle Laskowski June 23, 2014 at 6:50 pm

    Ugh Kyle, of course you would like Ronaldo. He’s a diving, whiny bitch who doesn’t have any interest in even attempting to play defense and is constantly showing up his teammates. Also he was non-existent for the entire game until the last minute. Yeah he helped get his team the draw, but they really needed a win and where was he against Germany? Or really almost every other World Cup game he has played in?

    Most real sports fans who aren’t wannabe hipsters look at Ronaldo and see him as a bitch. Yeah he’s a good player, but he’s like the Sidney Crosby of soccer. Congrats on rooting for that.

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    • steve June 24, 2014 at 7:54 am

      Obviously Kyle knows nothing about soccer, but if he did he’d know that Clint Dempsey has more World Cup goals than Christiano Ronaldo.

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      • Kyle Scott June 24, 2014 at 8:52 am

        And if Steve did he’d know that Ronaldo just led his team to the Champions League Title, likely the most coveted trophy in soccer besides the World Cup.

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  • My Name Is Kyle Too June 23, 2014 at 7:14 pm

    This town’s not Kyle enough for Kyle of us

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  • Piazza apartments are expensive June 23, 2014 at 7:37 pm

    $1500 a month to show your ass to the people down below.

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    • K Shaw June 23, 2014 at 9:21 pm

      $1,500 a month expensive? Either you are dead broke or have never left South Philly.

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      • Pizza Man June 23, 2014 at 9:47 pm

        @ k shaw- Do you make 6 figures ??

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  • Bryon Stout June 23, 2014 at 9:17 pm

    I wonder if he put wiz wit on it?

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  • Rhea's Third Husband June 24, 2014 at 9:55 am

    Hey since Rhea chose the dogs over me, I had to do somebody. And this woman didn’t smell like cigarette smoke and didn’t have big chompers.

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  • Ed Budnick June 30, 2014 at 1:29 pm

    Can you make this via evbudnick since I took the pic and posted it to reddit?

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