Your Monday Morning Roundup

Photo credit: David Kohl-USA TODAY Sports

Photo credit: David Kohl-USA TODAY Sports

My very own Jesse Pinkman starts today. You’ll be meeting him later. More posts, more varied opinions, different takes, better writing. All starts today.

Let’s hit it!

 

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The roundup:

The Phillies went 1-5 on their road trip. I like this paragraph from Ryan Lawrence:

A day removed from a gut punch of a one-run loss, 2 days removed from a blowout win, and 3 weeks removed from a game when they scored a dozen runs against the Reds, six off starter Homer Bailey, the 28-year-old Reds righthander handcuffed the worst team in the National League.

They now have the second worst record in baseball at 25-36, just behind the Tampa Bay Rays. That sound you hear is 2008 weeping.

Jimmy Rollins is five hits away from the Phillies’ franchise record and that’s cool.

The Phillies called up flamethrower Ken Giles this weekend. There’s another prospect they can mismanage.

No idea what Claude Giroux is doing here, but he appears to be standing with another man while said man poops. Meanwhile, Mike Richards and Jeff Carter prepare for Game 3 of the Stanley Cup Finals [UPDATE: Apparently not.]

You know, if you send me a picture of Howard Eskin strolling the beach with a lady, I’m going to post it.

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[Have no idea who the woman in that photo is or if she is even with Eskin. But this reporting is about as responsible as Eskin’s, so I see no issue in posting.]

More Wolf spotting:

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pic via reader Mike

This is one of my favorite Tweets ever and I’m going to do this everyday now:

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The Sixers are holding 76 draft watch parties the night of the draft. Locations here.

I don’t blame California Chrome’s owner for being pissed off, and I respect his passion. But, dude, the horses don’t give one half of a shit.

Bikini clad yoga instructor gets taken out by huge wave. Europeans are so weird.

Hot ladies of the National League.

If the Eagles want to host a Super Bowl, they’re going to need to comp the NFL golf course greens fees and bowling alley rentals, because the NFL can’t afford these things.

Chris Christie was on the WIP Morning Show today:

pic via WIP

pic via WIP

 

CBGA Tour

Nick Rocha shot a net 74 at Westover to win the first event and take the early overall lead. Next up: The Club at Shannondell, now through June 22.

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34 Comments

  • Jen Daniels' Big Grandma Arms June 9, 2014 at 9:33 am

    Why, that’s our very own, CSN Philly Flyers Insider Sarah Baicker strolling beach with the King himself in that photo.

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    • mmmmmmmmmm June 9, 2014 at 10:29 am

      me want cupcake

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    • Princess Sass's finger sniffer June 9, 2014 at 10:36 am

      She’s a carpet muncher!

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      • Da Cuz June 9, 2014 at 10:47 am

        Wow..First Reuben Frank and now Eskin..girl really gets around.

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  • Dillion McKay June 9, 2014 at 9:40 am

    Wish someone took some pics of the jon marks bachelor party in sic

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  • Kevin Cooneys Chins June 9, 2014 at 9:40 am

    That doesn’t even resemble Giroux what are you smoking?

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    • Mr. Hockey Guru June 9, 2014 at 9:46 am

      Please excuse Kyle. He only watches 1st round hockey or on his new PS4!!!!! Surprised he hasn’t posted Dom Browns dic.k pic yet. I’m assuming it has K@c1eee’s lips around it tho.

      Reply
  • Calling Bullshit June 9, 2014 at 9:43 am

    Did Brace get locked up or beaten up in SIC this weekend…..we can only hope

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  • Joe June 9, 2014 at 9:43 am

    This just in… Claude Giroux had complete facial reconstruction surgery over the break. He is now trying to resemble Ellen Degeneres

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  • Hoops from 1 Crazy Summer June 9, 2014 at 9:43 am

    Hope the king banged that chick

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  • Calling Bullshit June 9, 2014 at 9:49 am

    On that Giroux picture.

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  • Amaro Tee Ball Clinic June 9, 2014 at 9:56 am

    Phillies are in for a total assraping over the next month. Brewers and SF will just destroy them, and they’ll probably make the sadsack teams like the Cubs and Pirates look good.

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  • Da CUz June 9, 2014 at 9:57 am

    What in the hell is that right winger Ben Davis wearing..A free budweiser t-shirt and camo shorts. Dude you are meeting one of your political heroes and you aren’t in college anymore. Get a new wardrobe bo.

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    • Budweiser June 9, 2014 at 11:28 am

      I have the same shirt in black. I’m serious. It’s too hot for a long sleeve t-shirt today.

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    • Chris June 9, 2014 at 12:49 pm

      Ben Davis is a fucking peckerhead

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  • Kunt Vonnegunt June 9, 2014 at 10:07 am

    Angelo, Christie and Ben Davis. Too much windbag fraud for one picture. Ben Davis makes Desi Relaford look like a lock for the HOF, fucking douchenozzle.

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  • Kenny Junod June 9, 2014 at 10:10 am

    Eskin rocking a Rolex on the beach

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    • Steve Keeley's Tragic and Embarrassing Attempts to look Youthful June 9, 2014 at 10:25 am

      C’mon Eskin? Water shoes on the beach? Really? Total violation. You need to read my fashion and lifestyle blog.

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  • Manzier Inc. June 9, 2014 at 10:12 am

    Hey Angelo, nice tits!

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  • Hot Ladies of The National League June 9, 2014 at 10:14 am

    So it’s just sluts wearing team merchandise?

    I’m in.

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  • Bo Bo June 9, 2014 at 10:15 am

    When did C. Christie turn into an Oompa Loompa? What a mess…..

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  • Jim June 9, 2014 at 10:15 am

    That is definitely not Giroux. Cmon Kyle

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  • Maxie June 9, 2014 at 10:16 am

    Figures they had that right wing nut job Ben Davis on today with Chris Christie. I will bet Angelo was fawning all over Christie to his face (along with Al who called him a “big bully”). The Phillies are worse than the Astros?? The end is finally here. Ruben should be gone soon.

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    • Informed June 9, 2014 at 10:26 am

      does anyone still listen to the morning show? between them, asshole cuz, and jerkoff missanelli, i cannot think of which one is more of a displeasure to hear.

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      • Sammy Sags June 9, 2014 at 10:37 am

        Never listen to the wip morning show.

        And I listen to the Cuz and Rob Ellis show because unlike Glenn Macnow,Rob Ellis will actually stand up to that fat slob,and won tolerate his radio bullying tactics.

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    • Juice June 9, 2014 at 11:10 am

      Ben Davis might be conservative, but what makes him a “nut job”? Guess it’s because he’s not a pussy bleeding-heart liberal like your boy Mikey Missy.

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    • Jimmy Russell June 9, 2014 at 11:25 am

      Ben Davis’ head was probably going to explode since it’s known nationally that Christie has no chance to win the Republican nomination in 2016 because he’s basically a liberal in the GOP.

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  • Brace's Straight Brimmed Hat June 9, 2014 at 10:30 am

    Wip should hire Tom Byrne

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  • Sammy Sags June 9, 2014 at 10:33 am

    Get ready for the Mike Misssnelli Lebron James lovefest at 2pm.

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  • Jimmy Russell June 9, 2014 at 11:23 am

    lol Angelo constantly talks about holding people accountable but just basically jerked off a guy that has no problem exploiting political power for his own benefit. stay classy WIP.

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  • Budweiser June 9, 2014 at 11:33 am

    Recently read an article where it said Christie has gone from like 320 to 240. No fucking way. The guy isn’t close to 5’11 either or whatever they list him at. Dude looks like a 300 pound midget with his pants pulled up to his tits.

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  • DS June 9, 2014 at 2:53 pm

    Mike Richards is preparing to be bought out and is about to be jobless. I’m sure Kyle won’t report when that happens in two weeks.

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  • Todd Capp June 9, 2014 at 2:59 pm

    The question is who is the bigger fat ass, Cataldi or Christie. Cataldi must be close to 300 lbs by now. His tits are bigger than Rhea’s. Of course Rhea is too busy looking for husband number four. And Ben Davis is right wing wacko and who was barely a Triple A player, but talks like he invented the game.

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  • Steel Cage Match June 9, 2014 at 5:22 pm

    Still waiting for Cataldi and Eskin to fight to the finish.

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