Wait, did I say subtlety? Just kidding, they called it a “sexual assault” in the headline and used a picture of Giroux rocking a pretty hardcore molestache to illustrate their point. Still, no charges were filed. Meanwhile, the Flyers are still “[withholding] making any further comment,” also known as pacing around the offices trying to put together a statement totally devoid of butt puns. They’re behind on this whole thing and need to just drop everything and get right up in it.