Dom Brown is Taking Much Needed Paternity Leave and We are Taking Much Needed Dom Brown Leave


I really hope he’s got better child-holding form: Dom Brown has reportedly been placed on the paternity leave list. To fill his spot, the Phillies have recalled Aaron Altherr, the dude who Ruben was apparently going to trade.

via John Clark


11 Responses

  1. I did something I thought I’d never do on this site. I found a headline amusing.

    Jim, you bastard. Who the fuck do you think you are?

  2. I have been so tuned out on the phillies that this is the first time I saw how badly he misplayed that ball; I thought he was supposed to be an athlete. Granted he was off balance but I don’t think he clears a phone book on that jump. That is ok though, its a long season and everything evens out; at least that is what Dom always tries to say.

  3. AMEN. Great headline. The only DomBombs that guy drops these days is into the toilet.

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