I paused my honeymoon to post this photo. On my 30th birthday Giroux slices his hand open golfing. I go on my honeymoon and he gets arrested for grabbing the ass of a male police officer. I can only assume that the next time I celebrate a major life event he’ll get cited for shooting a paintball gun at grazing cows or some other weird Canadian shit and I won’t be able to blog about it.
UPDATE: His girlfriend, who was probably as pissed as my wife is right now.
