By
Kyle Scott
JOEL EMBIID’S TWITTER!
I’M HAVING TROUBLE PARSING THIS AND HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT EVEN MEANS. DOES JOEL WANT KIM KARDASHIAN’S NAME TO SLIDE INTO HIS LIST OF DIRECT MESSAGES? OR IS “COME SLIDE” A MOVE THAT I WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT? I DON’T KNOW, BUT I FEEL THE NEED TO WRITE THIS POST IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT JUST HAPPENED.
WAIT, NOOOOOOOOO:
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11 Responses
I can’t help but imagine a 3 way of Kyle, Henrik and Joel is next.
Hans goes hard in the paint.
You can do better then Kim Kardashian tho Hans…Come on man…
This was gay enough without the “massive dick” link.
What the fuck…..
Like I said this guy is the next Mutumbo.
I’d bet a whole lot of money that Kanye will be more pissed that Embiid didn’t know he was married to Kim than Embiid publicly wanting to fuck his wife.
^ This.
The mothers & fathers better have their daughters on lockdown with this creep in town
Kyle’s I think I saw one of you horrible T-shirts on the VICE episode about Nigeria
Who am I ?
“Baby that’s already fed up with life” internet meme.
Embiid and Noel who were pissing over the side of bridge. This Noel fella said the water is cold and the Embiid fella said the water is deep, too. Sling Blade, baby!
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