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JOEL EMBIID WANTS TO DO SOMETHING REALLY KINKY WITH KIM KARDASHIAN

Kyle Scott

By Kyle Scott

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JOEL EMBIID’S TWITTER!

I’M HAVING TROUBLE PARSING THIS AND HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT EVEN MEANS. DOES JOEL WANT KIM KARDASHIAN’S NAME TO SLIDE INTO HIS LIST OF DIRECT MESSAGES? OR IS “COME SLIDE” A MOVE THAT I WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT? I DON’T KNOW, BUT I FEEL THE NEED TO WRITE THIS POST IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT JUST HAPPENED.

WAIT, NOOOOOOOOO:

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[Related: Joel Embiid has a massive dick.]
Kyle Scott

Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.

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