Former future of the franchise and current free agent Kevin Kolb was arrested in Texas over the weekend for boating under the influence. It’s the first we’ve really heard from Kolb since a concussion ended his season with the Bills before it even started last year. There isn’t much more information out about the arrest — what was he drinking? what was he boating? — but he was released on a $3,000 bond after spending a few hours in jail. We know that’s not a problem for him.
h/t @Banditmax and reader Andrew
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Jim– you should be asking tougher questions about this to get to the bottom of it. For example, was he also riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit? Was said dolphin flapping, getting everybody all wet? Clearly, this was not Sea World–it was as real as it gets. Kolb was on a boat, motherfucker, don’t you ever forget.
You glorious bastard. Well done.
He was actually motor boating. Me. Your mother. I had to get him drunk as a skunk first of course. BTW, what a let down, Kolb has a micropenis, it looks like someone pinned a nutsack onto his body with a baby button mushroom .
This guy is just an accident waiting to happen.
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LOOKS LIKE A character on swamp people
Who hasn’t boated drunk? It’s what boating & fishing is all about.
he looked just like he did after clay mathews hit his ass
This ham and egger looks like he was just sucker punched by me and then jumped by my Eden playground posse. all Kolb is good at is being concussed