The Sixers Have Christmas Day Jerseys Even Though They Probably Won’t Play on Christmas Day

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A whole bunch of NBA-related jersey news came out yesterday, as the Adidas catalog went out to vendors. By now, many of you probably heard about the gold tab on the back of the neck, signifying if your team has won an NBA title and how many. But Paul Lukas at Uni-Watch threw up a bunch more info today, including those 76ers Christmas Day jerseys you see above. That doesn’t mean, however, that the Sixers will play in them:

“Keep in mind that the NBA schedule wasn’t yet done when these designs were created, so the league and Adidas didn’t know who’d be playing on Christmas Day. But they had to have designs ready for retail orders, so they created a Christmas design for every team, even though most of them will never make it onto the court. That’s standard practice — they did the same thing last year and the year before that. I’m not sure if the schedule has been finalized by now, but it certainly hasn’t been publicly released, so we still don’t know who’ll be playing on Dec. 25 (although certain teams, like the Knicks, pretty much always play on that date).”

The surprisingly sleeveless jerseys will also feature players’ first names on the back, under the number, instead of their surname. This creates a strange situation if Dallas plays, because Chandler Parsons’ jersey will say “Chandler” on the back, while Tyson Chandler’s (whose jersey usually says Chandler) will not. And if the Sixers do play on Christmas, the NBA just screwed up big time. Attention NBA: You had the chance to have a player’s Christmas Day jersey say “Noel” on the back. Now, it’s going to say “Nerlens.” The song is not “The First Nerlens” is it, NBA? You screwed up.

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8 Comments

  • Sheckler July 16, 2014 at 12:10 pm

    Press 1 if you think Jim sucks

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    • My Finger July 16, 2014 at 12:14 pm

      “1”

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    • UglyFox29TrafficSlut July 16, 2014 at 12:15 pm

      1.

      What do I press if I think Kyle sucks?

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      • Macie KcDonnell July 16, 2014 at 12:17 pm

        Leave Kyle alone! He’s nice to me and brings me carrots and oats.

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      • Kyle is just too busy to read comments July 16, 2014 at 1:00 pm

        ‘1’

        ,Jim,is,the,worst,and,should,go,get,a,real,job.How,does,he,afford,to,live,off,whatever,pittance,that,cheap,bastard,kyle,pays,him?does,he,have,wealthy,parents,who,support,him,or,something?

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  • Walter Sobchak July 16, 2014 at 12:26 pm

    I’m beginning to think Jim is a nihilist.

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  • Spencer Hawes July 16, 2014 at 12:56 pm

    Hmm, which Jersey do I like best?

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