The Stanley Cup Has Arrived in Sea Isle

Kyle Scott - July 17, 2014


John Stevens, and the Cup.

I want all your shots today. This is what we do when our teams stink– track the Cup won by other teams.


Pics via (@byJenAMiller), (@ChaddBalbi), (@bellmichele26)


  • Calling Bullshit July 17, 2014 at 9:00 am

    In that second photo with the 2 girls holding the cup, the girl with sunglasses on the right has a horrendous ass. It’s disgustingly bulging out of control. Fat asses on women can be attractive, but this broad’s is just full of fat and hideous.

    • fuckthesurveys July 17, 2014 at 9:03 am

      they’re both hugely unattractive. don’t post heffers plz.

      • CallingBullshit July 17, 2014 at 9:18 am

        Yup… These 2 girls with 1 cup make the infamous stars of the video “2 girls 1 cup” look like supermodels.

        • Mc July 17, 2014 at 9:25 am

          This did make me laugh a good chuckle…

        • RM3 July 17, 2014 at 11:00 am

          I can’t believe it took 19 minutes for the first 2 girls 1 cup joke

      • The One July 17, 2014 at 9:36 am

        The one on the left isn’t bad. I’d throw the bone.

    • You are a dick July 17, 2014 at 9:19 am

      I frequent this site and get the humor. But this girl isn’t famous, just someone who wants to take a pic with the cup. Would it kill you lay off a bit? I guess it would as you are one of the few losers who complain EVERY FUCKING TIME someone “steals” your handle, like you are a crossing broad celebrity. Why don’t your go off on. 7 reply volley back and forth with some other loser about who is stealing the screen name. Im willing to be you are fat and have a lackluster job. Maybe married, but definitely unhappy. What you said about the girl really wasn’t bad, but chomping from a self fellatio loving dickhead like yourself just makes your look sad. Now go off calling me a pussy and how you are the man and get mad bitches I’m really life. Fucking hot one too I bet. Fucking loser.

      • ^^^heffer #2's bf^^^ July 17, 2014 at 9:24 am

        You mad bro?

        • No July 17, 2014 at 9:33 am

          I don’t know either if these girls. If you can’t see the difference between people who out themselves out there and regular people then you are too stupid to agree with, classic response though, u mad? Good one. Another keyboard warrior picking on some random chick who was having fun at the beach but thrust into the spotlight for ridicule by that faggot kyle. With if course the ball rolling by crossing broad the other prime dickhead.

          • I'd thrust her July 17, 2014 at 10:31 am

            Sounds like he’s picking on you, hypocritical keyboard warrior.

            You mad though bro?

      • Larry from the Regal Beagle July 17, 2014 at 9:30 am

        brah, you mad over the crossingbroad comment board?

        • No July 17, 2014 at 9:37 am

          Not mad just point out there are plenty people to rip on in the public eye instead of some girl who was minding her own business and potentially can get really devastated by a bunch on slob on cb calling her fat. But whatever makes you feel good about yourself

          • Pickle Man July 17, 2014 at 9:42 am

            I agree with no’s perspective .
            Just keep the bashing to athletes, radio personalities & news casters

          • Jim's Biggest Hater July 17, 2014 at 9:56 am

            No one reads CB! Especially since Jim came on board

    • Drew24 July 17, 2014 at 9:52 am

      no tits either!

    • Little known way to pay off your mortgage July 17, 2014 at 10:15 am

      Hey CB let me guess, you are 50 pounds overweight, out of work union plumber or carpenter. 4 months behind on all debts including your mortgage. Your house is. 60k row house in the shittiest part of NE or S philly. You are like 15 credits shy of and associates degree in criminal justice but you can’t be a cop for various reasons. You are either divorced with 2 hideous kids or married and your wife hates you. You drive a beat up car that was cool in the 90s, but you didn’t get it till 2006. That is why your screen name means so much to you. It is literally all you have.

      • akeem July 17, 2014 at 10:37 am


      • Avalon Tall Goofy July 17, 2014 at 10:47 am

        Get off this site pussy

        • Another unemployed trucker? July 17, 2014 at 11:01 am

          Go study for your GED. Or did you give up on that?

  • Princess Sass's finger sniffer July 17, 2014 at 9:02 am

    Girl (at least I think it is?) definitely likes tuna from a can

    • Mother Pucker July 17, 2014 at 9:25 am

      and ice cream from the gallon.

  • UL Washington's Toothpick July 17, 2014 at 9:06 am

    this ain’t right. i know the flyers suck but that’s no reason for the flyers west to bring lord stanley’s cup in to our back yard and shove it in our faces. i mean, what would the bloods do if the crypts showed up in their back yard showing off the booty they stole?

  • ddp July 17, 2014 at 9:13 am

    too many burgers this summer for the chick on to the right

  • Person who doesn't care July 17, 2014 at 9:18 am

    Really people both Stevens and Williams live here in the off season. They won it and can take it where ever they go. They live here so they bring it here. Do u think the cup will stay here if the flyers win it? No they are taking it home with them! Get over it. It’s not about us! If u get a chance to see it enjoy it. Until Monty Burns aka snider dies no cups for us! Die snider die!

    • JeffJuden July 17, 2014 at 10:46 am

      Monty Burns is so much cooler than CryptKeeper Snider.

    • Peter Griffin July 17, 2014 at 10:54 am

      No, the team won it. The team in LA. It should be in LA. And regardless of that, caring about this at all is embarrassing. This blog is literally giving updates about a freaking trophy, that a team in a different city won….this is pathetic.

  • Charlie Reese July 17, 2014 at 9:18 am

    That blonde lifeguard behind that fatty would get her asshole licked by me

    • UglyFox29TrafficSlut July 17, 2014 at 1:09 pm

      I was eyeing her up too. But she’s not hotter than me. And I’m on tv!

  • Stone Harbor Ron July 17, 2014 at 9:24 am

    Closest thing flyers fans will ever get to thr cup

    • Ryan July 17, 2014 at 9:54 am

      Unfortunately you are probably right about that

  • Prime Rib Tony July 17, 2014 at 9:26 am

    Shocked k..c isn’t down there taking selfies with the cup

    • UglyFox29TrafficSlut July 17, 2014 at 2:27 pm

      Sorry, I was too busy getting a train run on me in NE Philly.

  • MM July 17, 2014 at 9:27 am

    Everyone of you needle dicks mother fuckers… Ewww, I like the boney girls, get the fuck…if that chick on the right made eye contact with you, you’d be all over it.

    • Larry from the Regal Beagle July 17, 2014 at 9:31 am

      mm has no standards

      • MM July 17, 2014 at 10:04 am

        Some… but not many.

  • davem July 17, 2014 at 9:37 am

    I would eat that chicks ass

  • Kyle Scott July 17, 2014 at 9:49 am

    Agree with commenters above. Go easy on random-people-who-may-be-in-position-to-save-your-life-one-day. Couple of local girls holding the Cup. Don’t be dicks.

    Also, should’ve read “our teams stink.” Not our team. There’s more than one and the Flyers are maybe the best of the bunch.

    • Scott Kyle July 17, 2014 at 10:22 am

      If you expected anything different you’re as delusional as Ed Snider.

      Your comment section is pathetic.

      • Kyle Scott July 17, 2014 at 10:45 am

        Maybe. But I can’t just not post images containing normal people or young girls because everyone’s an asshole. People in the media and athletes (and me) signed up for it. Go easy on normal people.

        • UglyFox29TrafficSlut July 17, 2014 at 1:12 pm

          Kyle please stop calling me. I have no interest in you because you can’t help my career and you’re not rich. There’s no way you’ll ever be rich selling those horrible shirts.

        • Realist July 17, 2014 at 1:36 pm

          Kyle, should we also go easy on normal people like Cody Asche and Jesse Biddle’s girlfriends or is it okay for you to create a post asking us which one we’d rather fuck?

    • WOW July 17, 2014 at 10:44 am

      I cannot believe you actually had the balls to post this comment. “Go easy” Don’t be dicks” Did you not anticipate what was going to happen when you post a pic of 2 girls that don’t look like Heidi Klum??? You are the one who posted the proposal at McFadden’s that wound up with the bride to be being absolutely fucking destroyed. Do you remember the comments about the Penn girls lacrosse team, or whatever sport it was?

      But don’t talk about FOX26 Traffic Girl….she is only 22 and has a family…cue dog barking in the background.


      The first commenter in the story is probably everything that has been said about him. He is also a handle stealer. The first one to post under this handle stopped using it because of all the the douchebag trolls. Fuck off.

      Not everyone who comments on this blog is some overweight unhappy looser, or pimply little moron. Some of us use it as a usually entertaining distraction for a few minutes a day.

      • WOW July 17, 2014 at 10:44 am


      • Larry Nance July 17, 2014 at 10:49 am

        Wow if you don’t like the comments or site don’t view it. Fag

        • WOW July 17, 2014 at 10:52 am

          I didn’t say I didn’t like it. I was questioning what exactly Kyle thought was going to happen, based on past realities.
          And fuck you about the “fag” note.

          • Larry Nance July 17, 2014 at 11:04 am

            Gotcha & you’re right

  • Candy from the Oak July 17, 2014 at 10:02 am

    I would be my life as G is gay that the fat one had a eating disorder in HS

  • johnmatrix July 17, 2014 at 10:05 am

    half you guys are lame. id give it to every girl in that pic. i like me a bigger ass, or a smaller one. dont matter. just love pussy.

    • Little known way to pay off your mortgage July 17, 2014 at 10:09 am


      • MM July 17, 2014 at 11:07 am

        Just a few red marks on your ass from the ceiling fan is all… pussy is pussy when the lights are out.

  • sean July 17, 2014 at 10:08 am

    Cup actually arrived in town last night & was in O’Donnell’s Pour House

  • mr carosi July 17, 2014 at 10:26 am

    when will they bring it to my Malibu Sands Resort??? come on guys! i have a VERY lovely daugther.

  • AL Tru July 17, 2014 at 10:49 am

    best Cup story when Dallas Stars won it and they partied at the band Pantera’s house….tried to throw it into the pool….and missed. had to bring in a tinsmith to knock out the dent

  • AL Tru July 17, 2014 at 10:58 am

    usually guys who seek out thin flat chested girls are confused….

  • Harry July 17, 2014 at 11:53 am

    No need to make fun of the heavyset girl. Losers

  • PineBaron July 17, 2014 at 7:33 pm

    I’d definitely hit it.

  • lets be real July 18, 2014 at 9:41 am

    After a few shots I would DEFINITELY hit it from behind with the girl on the right.

  • Leave a Reply

    Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked * is owned and operated by CB Sports LLC and a partner of USA Today Sports Digital Properties