Did Chip Kelly Do Something Unconventional Today?

Kyle Scott - August 14, 2014

There's probably a very practical reason why he's licking this mic

There’s probably a very practical reason why he’s licking this mic

He did.

ESPN today apparently decided to release ALL OF ITS GLORIOUS EAGLES LONGFORM PIECES DESIGNED TO MAKE YOU LOVE CHIP KELLY EVEN MORE. On the heels of a Grantland piece about Kelly’s brilliance, Seth Wickersham writes on ESPN about the eight things LeSean McCoy has learned from Kelly. Some excerpts:

“Hit the damn hole, Shady!”

When McCoy struggles, he tends to dance in the backfield. Nothing angers Kelly like throttled speed, and it boils to the surface against the Bucs on Oct. 13 when McCoy is slow to an opening.

On the sideline, Kelly unloads: “Hit the damn hole, Shady!”

“There was no damn hole!”

“Shut up!”

McCoy heads to the bench. But he can’t let it go. He brings Kelly a photo of the play and says, “Do you see a hole?”

Kelly returns to the game, and McCoy returns to wondering whether he can coexist with his coach.

But in the team meeting the next day, Kelly says something the players have never heard so explicitly from a head coach: “Shady and I got into it, and I was wrong.”

Hard ass

At an afternoon practice, McCoy slaps Kelly’s ass, just to mess with him. Later, Kelly approaches him, looking serious.

This time, Kelly says to Shady, “Did you get hurt?”

McCoy is confused. Hamstring? Knees? Shoulder? Nope, all good. “Hurt?” he says.

“Your hand! This thing’s tight.”


He sees you when you’re sleeping

Then why, McCoy asks, does Kelly badger him every day about sleep? Kelly pulls up video of practice after McCoy had registered a substandard night [on the sleep monitors players wear]. “You look slow, less explosive.”

It all clicks. McCoy becomes “crazy about sleeping.” He notices how much quicker he feels at 208 pounds than he did at the 218 he was in 2012, thanks to Kelly’s nutrition program of personalized protein shakes. He feels fresher when hydrated. He even likes getting to know guys on the rides to the stadium. “When he tells me to do something, I just do it,” McCoy says now.

Honestly? I kind of want Chip to watch me when I sleep– optimize my blog game.

Read the entire article here. It’s the best sports thing you’ll read today.


  • Matt August 14, 2014 at 1:07 pm

    50 percent of team wins- 2 against skins, 1 against Orton, 1 against Matt Flynn, 1 against raiders. Got exposed by saints and Kelly is pretty bad at player personnel decisions. Slurp slurp slurp from the eagle faithful though. Fan base is a joke

    • Walter Sobchak August 14, 2014 at 1:28 pm

      So we just throw out the other wins?

      How did they get exposed by the Saints? Last I checked, they had the lead when the offense left the field. It was a great, close game, one in which DeSean Jackson was completely negated by a no name CB that probably isn’t even on the Saints roster this year.

      You’re the joke , sir.

    • Your Biggest Fan August 14, 2014 at 1:43 pm

      I wish I could be more like you Matt. I wish I had free time to go on other team’s blogs and post stupid shit. Your life is a joke man

    • Bill August 14, 2014 at 3:06 pm

      Um, they never faced Matt Flynn last year. It was Tolzien.

  • Matt August 14, 2014 at 1:43 pm

    You got me. I don’t know sports and have no life. I just like to try to annoy people on line. It’s all I have.

    • Slider in the dirt August 14, 2014 at 2:21 pm

      Wait, Matt I see what you’re saying here…

      …go fuck yourself, you dumb shit troll.

  • JeffJuden August 14, 2014 at 4:08 pm

    Never seen so many people in one city get so hard over the coach of a slightly above average team.

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