Pittsburgh Shock Jock Sells Shitty Anti-Flyers Shirt Where You Also Buy Hand Knitted Scarves

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Mark Madden, a Pittsburgh sports radio jock who only tweets pictures of porn stars and desserts, is selling that incredibly stupid shirt above on Etsy. That’s right, Etsy, the same place that person you know (definitely not you) gets handmade greeting cards and jewelry. There’s a number of things wrong with this shirt, starting with the shitty Hanes Comfortblend it’s printed on. Then, there’s the use of the Flyers colors — printing it in say Yellow and Black would at least obviously say that you are anti-Flyers and make it less awkward to wear to a game — and the Flyers name, which is just begging for a cease and desist order. Finally, hashtags look stupid enough on Twitter, so let’s keep them off of our goddamn t-shirts where they serve no purpose.

Also, the route of attacking a franchise’s history instead of what they are right now is always the cowardly way. Unless it’s the Mets. The Mets are always fair game.

h/t reader Rudolph


55 Responses

  1. Hahaha, the anti-Flyers shirt is done in Flyers colors. That typifies the Penguin fan-base quite well: so busy wallowing in sub-intelligence and metropolis-envy while dealing with being the “other” NHL club in PA that they are overwhelmed by Flyers-orange. The color is apparently burned into their collective, half-assed subconscious. Pretty hilarious.

    When Yinzers rage, they see Orange.

    1. Uh, have you noticed over past two decades that every “Dallas sucks” t-shirt sold at the linc is is Navy & Silver? And every “Giants Suck” is blue?

      This is not unusual.

      1. What brand of Dumbass would wear a hated rival’s colors? Fuck that. I could give zero fucks how many decades that shit has been going on, because wearing a rival’s colors is a waste of money regardless of the clever slogan emblazoned on the front. Why spend cash on a negative sentiment when you can spend cash on a positive sentiment which favors your team and does so in your team’s colors? That might work for you, but I think it happens to be lame. It looks like weak-boy bandwagoneering. Or not. I appreciate how much Dallas does actually Suck, but I’ll be damned if I will ever wear their colors.

        Will the Flyers’ home-away (see their record in the Penguins’ tax-sponsored arena) be filled with orange- and black-clad Penguins fans?

        Uh, fuck no, it won’t.

        1. Holy shit! People like you actually exist???????? God almighty, I thought it was a myth. May i please place a camera on you for a week or two?

  2. Plus, the answer for most hockey fans would be yes because of the convenience of you know… recorded video. A better way to put it would be “Were you alive the last time the Flyers won the cup?” Even then it’s lame. At least it’s a great way of immediately telling which pens fans are particularly stupid.

  3. Kyle kvetching about lame t-shirts.
    Pot, meet kettle.
    At least they’re not profiting off a 12-year old girl.

  4. “Also, the route of attacking a franchise’s history instead of what they are right now is always the cowardly way.”

    That’s exactly what those mouth breathers from the west do, though. And it’s all they do.

    1. You truly are a stupid human being, aren’t you? Do you cry yourself to sleep 30 or 50% of the time?

    2. Please tell me you are joking. You do realize the entire state and, frankly, the country laughs at you filthy fucking animals. Please simply tell me you are aware of this. It will humanize the world’s laughter and, perhaps, we will lay off on you.

      1. this from a yinzer whose team captain is the 2nd biggest cunt pussy to ever lace up skates. the biggest cunt pussy also played for you yinzers and her name is mario cancer boy something. two cunt pussys.

  5. Keep in mind that the guy selling them is the same douche bag that publicly stated that he hoped that the Flyers plane crashed. Not a big deal, normally, but when you say it days after the Lokomotiv team plane went down (killing the entire team), this guy gets even more douche nozzle points. Guy is a complete fucking scum bag that probably farts in his mother’s mouth. I couldn’t give two shits about his shirts; it’s him that I have a problem with.

    1. Wow, that’s horrible. It tells me two things. One, this guy must be an absolute ZERO because if someone who anyone at all listened to said something like that, they would have been blasted in the national media. This guy can’t get any “heat” even when he tries.
      Secondly, no one pays attention to anything at all that happens in Pittsburgh.

  6. We have the best sandwich, the most Super Bowl rings and the most Stanley Cup victories. Case Closed!!!!!

    1. It’s ok to feel that way. But one fact that is not up for discussion is that when your kids graduate from college in Pittsburgh, a majority pack up and come to Philadelphia for work. Pittsburgh is economically depressing, with most of the people there living in the fringes of society. Philadelphia has ghettos, but we also have some of the wealthiest suburbs in the country. Some day when Pittsburgh has two nickels to rub together, you can maybe stop forcing your kids to move clear across the state like they are prospectors during the gold rush.

    2. You also almost lost your hockey team twice because douche bag fair weathered fans like you completely bailed on the team when they sucked

  7. This is the same yahoo that was saying Jerry Sandusky was involved in some sex trafficking ring. I remember this fat fuck being on WCW Monday Night Nitro(those were the days) back in the late 90’s fucker had to go 400 pounds back then.

  8. I can’t help to think how ironic this post is. The FKNSCRPNTS tee, Chips Balls, TJ Oshee, and Taney Tee … All lame.

  9. Oh yeah baby!!!!!! Toooooooo sweeeeeeeeet!!!!

    Sixburgh is soooooo sweeeeeeet. I pretend to be a federal agent when I am not obsessing about Philly sports.

  10. I’d make a t-shirt in black and gold that says: YOU LIVE IN PISSBURGH. #SUCKIT

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